This is a very random story written by five people while we were very bored. I was writing it with 4 girls. We eventually included ourselves in the story, but I will replace our names with author and authoress numbers. This was one of those stories where you write a little bit and pass it on to the next person. I will make a new paragraph for each time we passed it on to the next person. I will put the stuff I wrote myself in italics. I will include extra comments in parentheses to help you readers understand the story. Authoress 1 is always the person right before me. Well, I think that’s all. Now read the randomness.

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Once upon a time, a baby was born. It was a very unfortunate mistake because his parents didn’t have any money to take care of him, so they gave him away to an Amish family (we misspelled Amish, but I corrected it for posting. We actually wrote Ahmish). As he grew up, he became very handsome and all the girls were like, “Ah, he’s so cute” and so the chief Amish person kicked him out of the Amish community.

He ended up wandering around in a desert. He lived off eating sand for 4 days. He saw a truck on the 4th day and he decided to drive it.

Now he came up with a name for himself, he called himself Jeff (yes, we actually forgot to name him at the beginning). Jeff now makes his way to Rhode Island.

On the island of Rhode, Jeff found a very shiny dime. He picked it up, saying, “Hey! A shiny dime!” Then he tripped and the shiny dime that he had found fell down a drain, so he fell to his knees and cried, “Noo!”

Since all drains lead to China, the nickel (it was supposed to be a dime, but she mixed it up) fell through and popped up on a busy Chinese street. Then the evil Jane picked it up and bought a Tootsie Roll.

As she was eating her tootsie roll, Jane met Ying-Fa. Ying-Fa took Jane to see a movie, but she left Jane in the middle of it because she had to fly to Japan. When Ying-Fa arrived in Japan, she tried to figure out her Japanese name.

Jeff flew to Japan to eat sirgang (I don’t know what that is either). He met Jane and fell in love with her (I wrote that Ying-Fa flew to Japan, but the others misread it and thought that Jane flew to Japan). But Jane had another love.

Jane was in love with her bathtub. She would sleep in it everyday and she would eat everyday also. Then Jeff came along.

Ying-Fu’s girlfriend broke up with him and he got depressed, so he decided to take over the world. Muah ha ha. (Authoress 1 misread Ying-Fa as Ying-Fu and thought she was a guy. We eventually said that Ying-Fu would be Ying-Fa’s brother)

He met Lang online while looking for doomsday devices to take over the world. They decided to move to the U.S. and work together to take over the world. When they got to the U.S., Lang wanted to be called by the English interpretation of his name, which is Wolf.

However, Jeff confessed his love for Jane.

But she denied him. Her love for her bathtub was too strong. Jeff then got really jealous of the bathtub and started to plan its demise.

Then, Authoress 1 told the author to write clearer, I can’t read it. And since she couldn’t read it, Jeff fell off a cliff. (My handwriting is very messy. Some people can’t even read it sometimes. I had to find a way to redeem myself and save Jeff in the same 3 sentence limit)

Then the author’s messy letters changed shape and saved Jeff by creating a slide out of themselves to land Jeff in an Amish buggy. The author then told the other writer who will not be named at this point, (yes, that’s what I wrote) “look, my writing saved the story,” and she reluctantly agreed with him.

Jim is Jane’s brother. He was very old so when he went in the bathtub he slipped and fell.

Then Jeff took his revenge. He kidnapped Jane.

As he was kidnapping Jane, he ran into Romeo and Tybalt’s fight over Juliet. He dropped Jane on the floor and kicked her then ran and kidnapped Juliet.

Romeo and Tybalt both chased him, but he ran to America where Wolf was still trying to take over the world. Ying-Fu had stopped trying to take over the world, so Wolf decided to ask Jeff to help him. Jeff said he would help, but only if Wolf changed his name from Wolf to Little Wolf and Wolf -now Little Wolf- agreed.

Juliet then escaped and ran to Romeo. Jeff found out and decided to go back to pick Jane up and take her for himself.

“Hi, Jane! I’ve come to kidnap you again,” said Jeff. Romeo tried to stop him, but Jeff, being the smart guy that he is, quickly pulled out his trusty cast iron skillet and started to attack Romeo with it. Romeo then took the poison and shoved it down Juliet’s throat and then drank the poison himself and died. The iron skillet turned into Yoda –because he was in disguise as a skillet- and said, “well done my young padawan (she originally wrote padone, so I had to change it).

Yoda then started to break dance and it was so disturbing that you could hear Little Wolf’s cries of terror from America, where he was still trying to take over the world. He was only missing one part for his doomsday device.

Meanwhile, the bathtub sits alone.

Now Jane sat all alone, with Jeff, of course. Suddenly, Authoress 3 had a stroke of genius and decided to add another character. Enter Tarzan. (this is not really the Tarzan from the movie, as you will see shortly)

Tarzan, a multimillionaire, hired Yoda for his fierce break dancing skills to advertise his new awesome multimillionaire product vines.

Meanwhile, in America, Xiao Lang has perfected his doomsday device, but it backfired when he tried to use it and all of the characters that have been in this story so far were sent to dimension OX. Well, all but one. The bathtub still sits alone.

So Tarzan found the bathtub and fell in love with it.

Tarzan wanted to show off his precious bathtub to everyone. He started with Yoda. Then Yoda fell in love with the bathtub and challenged Tarzan to a fight.

As soon as they pulled out their lasers, the bathtub turned into a lovely mermaid (she put lovely because she couldn’t remember how to spell gorgeous) and jumped into the ocean to swim into the sunset with the dolphins. Tarzan and Yoda jumped into the ocean to swim after her, but Yoda couldn’t swim so he drowned and Tarzan got swallowed by a whale.

In dimension OX, Xiao Lang discovered a way to get back, but it only works for one person and he used it for himself. He accidentally transported himself to a dimension of authors and authoresses where one author was saying, “I am the only guy here surrounded by crazy girls, but I have to keep my sanity.” After he said this, the girls beat him up. Luckily, the author of this story is not stupid enough to make that mistake.

Since the bathtub is no more, Jane now falls in love with Jeff, but Jeff doesn’t love her anymore.

Jeff has now found love in the form of a guy in a giant yellow banana suit.

In the dimension of authors and authoresses, Xiao Lang accidentally found himself in, he saw 4 beautiful girls sitting and writing the story of him and all the other characters. The author, sadly, was passed out, bruised, and drooling on the ground. (I really think that she was trying to make this as difficult as possible for me, so I had to save my story self again)

The author suddenly jumped up and said, “Why did you beat me up? I didn’t say it, I just wrote it. Do you like beating up guys or something?” The 4 authoresses just stared at him and then invited Xiao Lang to join their group, but he decided to try and get back to his dimension instead.

This is so crazy…the author then falls in love with his toilet.

Then Authoress 3, now called Authoress 3 (she used her name the first time, but she is referred to as authoress 3 for the rest of the story in the actual writing we did) said, “Authoress 1, bring back my bathtub! It was the heart of the story!” hee hee.

While Authoress 1 was complaining that it wasn’t her fault that the bathtub left, Authoress 4, one of the author’s friends (she got this wrong, that person isn’t really my friend) who couldn’t believe that one of her friend’s characters had come to life, started flirting with the unbelievably handsome Xiao Lang.

After this, Xiao Lang decided to stay in the dimension of authors and authoresses. Suddenly, the bathtub fell out of the sky with Ying-Fa in it. Xiao Lang shouted, “How do people keep on coming back from dimension OX?”

It’s time to vacate! By the time the author gets to the bathtub, he finds whales swimming all around.

Authoress 3 comments, “that’s a big tub…” then she pushes the author into the really big bathtub.

Then the author gets swallowed up by the whale that swallowed Tarzan. “Hey, Tarzan,” he says.

Meanwhile, Xiao Lang leaves on a plane to China and Ying-Fa cries even though she only saw him for the first time 5 minutes ago. Suddenly, she explodes. The bathtub is sad.

The bathtub cries por tres horas. Jane now visits the bathtub and the whale swallows her up, too.

The whale now has indigestion and Authoress 1 is walking by. The whale throws up the author, Tarzan, and Jane. They all cheer, but then the whale swallows all four of them.

Authoress 4 says farewell to her parents and her sister and goes to find her true love in China. The plane was hijacked, but they messed up and burned the plane. Authoress 4 was smart and jumped out of the plane before she could get burned. As she was falling, the whale jumped out of the ocean and swallowed her, too. Mmm, yummy.

Authoress 3 now stops to wonder something, but the whale jumps out of the ocean again. (I couldn’t think of what to write at this point)

To be or not to be. Authoress 1 falls in love with her trash can.

Authoress 3 was confused by the big whale in the really big bathtub and instead thinks that Authoress1 and a trash can are cute.

Authoress 1 suddenly found a door that read “escape.” She left with her trash can and locked the door leaving the author, Authoress 4, Jane, and Tarzan in the stinky stomach. She found herself in Spain and saw this sexy guy named Enrique, so she drop kicked her trash can and went to live with him in a box.

The whale decided to swallow Authoress 2 (we didn’t even mention her except for this part) and Authoress 4 and now all the writers were in the whale since it had also swallowed Spain.

Then the whale with Spain in its tummy was lonely with no authors or authoresses to swallow, so it just swam around in the really big bathtub.

Which was a mermaid.

THE END

And so… (those 3 lines were all the writing of Authoress 1)

They were in the whale for a long time, but while they were in the whale…

Another big, big, big, big fish came and swallowed the whale that swallowed the writer people.

Authoress 1 now regretted her evil decision to lock the door labeled “escape.”

She had Enrique, but he left her for an Italian girl. (I had to do something to get back at her)

Meanwhile, Authoress 3 had found a shiny coin and a piece of cake! So she ate the cake and was on a sugar high!

Sadly, the food ran out in Spain, so people became cannibals and had to hide and eat other people for their lives. Authoress 4 -sniff- died because she had no desire to live after Xiao Lang left her, so she got eaten by Amy the Latin showgirl.

Xiao Lang found a way to transport Spain to dimension OX, but he accidentally transported himself to inside the whale when he did this. Strangely, the people inside the whale didn’t feel the need to eat anymore. (I put this in mostly to try to get rid of the cannibalism)

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We ran out of time, so the story ended there. For being random chance, I think that was a pretty good place to end it. Well review if you feel like it. Remember, only the stuff in parentheses or italics is actually what I wrote. I did also make some minor grammatical corrections. Please review and tell me what you think.