Galloping Wolves

Once way out west where there were a lot of trees and mountains, there were three wolves hiking. It was summer and very hot. The three wolves were named Lindy, Mindy and Cindy. They were headed for a horse barn. When they got there they watered the horses. Then they got the horses ready for exercise.

Then Cindy said, “Let’s ride the horses around.” so they saddled them up and just as they were ready to go, Lindy and Mindy confessed they did not know how to ride a horse. Cindy giggled, then burst out laughing. She laughed and laughed and laughed. Next she said, “Don’t worry, I’ll teach you. I am an expert on horses.”

Cindy showed them how to make the horse walk. She showed them how to make it trot and then how to make it canter. After that, she showed them how to use the reigns to steer the horse and how to make the horse stop and go.

While they were out riding they became hungry. Since they did not want to eat the horses, they used their instincts to hunt out other food. They caught and killed four delicious squirrels who were deeply depressed and wanted to die anyway. They saved one for later.

Then they brought the horses back to the barn, brushed them and then supplied them with food and water. Before leaving, they made sure everything was securely locked and then they hiked back down the mountain to their homes. At home they told their mother about their exciting adventure. And that is the story of galloping wolves.

Frickin'. Suicidal. Squirrels. ...I'm such a messed up kid.