A/N: This story is meant to be composed of chapters updated every other day, if not every day. The chapters are short, but I'll try my best to make them as interesting and funny as possible.

Queer Day 1: Gotta Catch 'Em All

Matthew entered the apartment and threw his book bag on the floor. “James, I'm home!”

He peered around the corner and saw that the living room was empty. He rolled his eyes. If James wasn't watching TV at this hour (8:00 pm - Heroes,baby) then he had to be busy with the computer. Matt stood by the entrance to the computer room and sighed.

James was peering furiously at the screen while licking his lips.

Matt knocked harshly against the door, which caused James to fall out of his seat. “You sick bastard. What are you doing with the lights off, young man?” Matt gave James a hand to get up. “Didn't I tell you? No watching porn without me.”

James swatted Matt's hand away and adjusted his glasses. “Well, dumb ass,if you took the time to look at the screen you'll see that I'm not watching porn.”

Matt snorted. “Yeah and what are you--”

Matt squinted as he looked at the screen. His eyes had to be deceiving him.

“Tell me that this is not Pokemon.”

“Actually it's Pokemon: Super Action Mystery Force League.” James looked up dreamily. “It just came out in Japan.”

“Are there subtitles?”

“No, it's raw.”

Matt scratched his chin. “I thought you were Chinese. How can you understand?”

“No I can't understand, but I don't mind. I like seeing the Pokemon in action.” James began to walk out the room. “And for the last time, I'm Korean.”

“Same difference.” Matt grumbled as he followed behind. “So, what's for dinner?”

“My specialty.”

Matt pouted. “Cold ramen again?”

“Well, you're not shagging Emeril, babe. ” James took out the cups. “I suggest you either stop complaining about the food. Or start actually pitching in on rent.”

Matt turned the kettle on. “What'll you do then?”

“I won't guarantee any Coq au Vin, but I might yell 'Kick it up a notch' when the mood befits me.”

“Bada Bing.”

James raised his eyebrows. “That's not Emeril.”

Matt glared at his cup of noodles. “And this isn't Tortellini, so fuck you.” He reached out his leg and kicked James in the ass. “I have every right to use as many stereotypical Italian phrases as I want to.”

“I see.”

“Just like you can watch all the Japanese stuff you want, even though you're Filipino.”

“I'm Korean!”

“Same shit, just different rice toppings.”

James glared in Matt's direction. “I could really strangle you right now, but I won't because I love you.”

Matt sat back into his chair smugly. “It's that passive-aggressive attitude that makes you the bottom of the couple.”

“Ugh.”

Matthew got up and patted James on the back. “Bada Bing?”

“Please die now.”

Matt nodded his head. “Yeah...this is totally Bada Bing.”