Monday has come

I wake up and get dressed in the car

I'll be late if I go pick up Karl

Guess he'll lose that promotion today

That's okay!

Quick to punch in

Make my way to the coffee machine

Check the fridge and my donut is gone

Middle-management sucks and I know

It was Todd!

Back to my desk

Someone's been in my cubicle space

I stand up and he's looking at me

Like he knew I'd be looking for him

Friggin' Todd!

Progress reports

Second quarter looks bad for the firm

But at least I have tenure up here

Not stuck working for minimum wage

Getting mail!

Lunch break is here

And I know this cool Japanese place

Taking Becky from Accounting there

Suddenly he's just tagging along

Damn it, Todd!

Back to my desk

I don't know what a TPS is

I am filling the blanks with some z's

Nagging Howard to fill out the rest

Do my job!

Cooler's on fire

Not sure how but I'm sure it's on fire

Didn't do it but probably would

Then again, I'm not sure if I could

Becky's here!

Asking her out

Talking slow so I say the words right

Bet she's thinking I'm leading her on

Then the cooler explodes and she's gone

Becky's dead!

Tuesday is here

I wake up and get dressed in the car

I pull up and get hassled by Karl

Middle-management sucks but I'm glad

I'm alive!