You be you and I'll be me

Cuz that's the way it's meant to be

'Cause Honey, if Monica and Chandler were sappy

Then you and I are a fucking maple tree

Waving and swaying together in the breeze

Chasing off red-shirted bears and bees

Tell me you love me and I'll kiss you a kiss

Let the sweet chocolate slip through your lips

I'll give you another, if you insist

Nothing else could be sweeter than this