A Documentary of:

TEH LINK

"And we see as Teh Link interacts with others. It seems quite shy. But...look. It edges closer...and...and...Oh my! It jumps back, seeing as the France seems to have threatened it."

“Teh Link backs away, hiding behind more trusting creatures. The France seems confused, and wanders back to its habitat, grazing on strange food not known to the rest of the creatures”

"We see as Teh Link emerges again, seemingly self conscious of its hat, acknowledged as it passes by other creatures as Link."

“Teh Link walks down a hallway in what seems to be interpreted by the creatures as ‘Soul Crushing Pit of Doom’. We see the food is made of rubber on a bread bun and half digested stomach contents upon chips.”

"We watch now as Teh Link sits in its chair in the corner of a large room. There she proceeds to torture one known as "Teh Spork Lord", joined by one known as "Teh Foon Sorceress". Watch as Teh Spork Lord squirms and falls to the ground. A victory for Teh Link. We see Teh Link start singing it's theme song, kah-jig kah-jig, then sit down, face somewhat hidden by its green hat."