A Documentary of:

TEH LINK

Part 3

"We see as Teh Link sits on tiles of TEH HALLWAY OF ULTIMATE DOOM. Teh France wanders in, hair un-gelled. Kah-shock! Teh Spork Lord and Teh Link push him. ‘Kah-push, Kah-push.’ Teh Link has expressions of annoyance. Teh France hides behind Teh Spork Lord. Teh Spork Lord sidesteps, and Teh France is left exposed. And LOOK! Teh Link runs after Teh France. Teh France flees."

"Minutes later, after Teh France lies (eyes swirling upon the ground), Teh Link spots Teh Michael and Kah-Pokes him. Teh Michael growls. Teh Link flees in fear of being bitten. Teh Link's hat bobs, its face slightly hidden behind it."

"Lunch arrives, a feeding time for all the creatures, yet most of them do not eat. But when they do, they are savages, taking any crumbs of food that peak their interest.

Teh Link appears to have Teh Silver Package of Food. The contents are dead, smashed. Teh Spork Lord squishes Teh Silver Package of Food. Teh Link stares down, seeing its defeat, and that the package is slightly open. Teh Link opens it. Suddenly, the creatures appear, seemingly out of thin air, seeing there is food. Many reach for the crumbs. Teh Link holds onto Teh Silver Package of Food. Mere crumbs lay in it. A creature spills the contents. Teh DeDe appears, questioning Teh Gods of why this catastrophe had happened, the spilling of food. Comfort is given to him."

“News is heard of Teh Leprechaun Queen is at Teh Soul-Crushing Torture Place to visit. Teh Spork Lord grabs Teh Link's arm. Kah-dash to the cafeteria they go. They run into Teh Geri and Teh Chris. Teh Chris spots Teh Stapler. Excitement is shown. Teh Chris inspects Teh Stapler. Teh Spork Lord removes Teh Stapler from her chains, and shoot stapler from it. Kah-SHOOT SHARP OBJECTS IN EYE.Teh Chris' excitement rises and he, too, shoots staples from it. Kah-SHOOT SHARP OBJECTS IN EYE.”

“Teh Link and Teh Spork Lord search for Teh France. Teh France says Teh Leprechaun Queen shall be at TEH SOUL-CRUSHING TORTURE PLACE. And yet, they do not find her. Defeated, Teh Link and Teh Spork Lord return to Teh Place. At Teh Place, Teh Link attempts to poke Teh Michael again. Kah-poke. Teh Michael attacks Teh Link. Teh Link escapes to flee in terror. Kah-Flee. She hides.”

“Teh Link and Teh Spork Lord enter Teh Room of Stairs. There ensues a poke duel. Kah-poke, Kah-poke, Kah-poke x100. Teh Link finds a Teh Stapler of her own, very similar to Teh Spork Lord's Teh Stapler. Both Teh Link and Teh Spork Lord attack Teh Topher. Kah-SHOOT SHARP OBJECTS IN EYE. Teh Topher attempts to flee.

He ends up on the ground, eyes swirling in defeat. Victory for Teh Link and Teh Spork Lord. Teh Link's theme song magically plays over Teh Intercom and both jig in sweet victorious splendor. Kah-jig, Kah jig”