Hey there Wolfgang,

Welcome to my life. This is the rantings of a 17-year-old girl. This should be fun.

Shall we begin? Well lets see. My name is Willow, and I’m crazy. Oh I know every girl my age says that….but really I am. I’ll explain later I don’t give a flying fuck about what people think of me. I’m that girl in the back of your class with a book in one hand and extra credit in the other. I’m an “outcast” to the popular kids. But I’m loved by all the nerds and geeks. Since I am one.

Come on I went to the movies with my friend James and our English teacher, Eric. And yes I call him Eric, he is no longer my teacher he is a friend.

I live with my mom and dad. I love them I do but seriously they should be shot sometimes. They don’t get anything. They have this issue with me growing up. They hate it and refuse to acknowledge it

I have my best friends. James, Lizzy, and Jaclene. I love them all and they are special to me in different ways.

James is with Andrew…have been for about four years now. And they are happy. I’m jealous. But James has made me come out of my shell. He’s shown me who I am and I will always thank him for that.

Jaclene lives across the country but she used to live by me. We have been friends since I was 13. and damn is that girl awesome…. And she has William her amazing James Bond perfect boyfriend. Once again I am jealous. But really Jaclene understands who I am and who I have become. And she has always been there for me.

And then there is Lizzy… and she is the source of ALL the drama in my life. I’m madly in love with her. (Did I mention I’m bisexual? No? Sorry) but yes I am so in love with her it hurts. She loves me back. She’s told me. But this is what she said. “I love you too much to consider you just a friend, but not enough to change anything.” And when she says anything she means lose her boyfriend. Dylan. Oh I cannot express my hatred to this kid. And it’s not because he is with the love of my life. No he hurt her! And I know he is going to again.

Ok this is why I don’t’ like him. A week or so before our senior prom Dylan say “babe we need to break up.” So they did leaving my girl heart broken. Then he goes to prom with the school skank. Sleeps with her. She is crazy and freaks out at him for talking to Lizzy. Then he breaks up with the girl to get back with Lizzy. They broke up because she didn’t want to have sex. He got sex then went back to her. I hate him.

Ok sorry for that.

Well back to Lizzy. She knows why I’m crazy….because she is crazy in the same way.

We both believe in reincarnation and we both have this double life. We have split personalities and we have us…Willow and Lizzy; then we have Dominic and Mary-Ann. Dominic is in my head. Mary-Ann in hers. They are people from the 18th century and were lovers.

We found this out about three years ago. So when we get the chance we let the lovers take over our bodies. That’s been our secret.

See what I mean about crazy.

Well my sexuality. I am classified as a Transgendered Bisexual Female.

No one knows that one.

All my friends know I’m gay but that’s it. Mom knows about me liking girls but that doesn’t mean she believes it. I think her exact words were “it’s a phase” and yet I’ve known since I was 4. My dad has no clue or I’d be out of the house.

List:

Bisexual, hiding from her parents

Said parents are nuts and over protective

Have the weirdest friends

I’m friends with my English teacher

I hate humanity

I have a twenty two year old love struck man living in my head.

My life should be a sitcom.