A/N: yeah um i know i update pretty fast but you see its a really boring Monday and the only other thing i have to do is homework and i just got in a little irritable banter or whatever with my mom so this is my solution in letting out by being one hellishly pissed off Phil. ENJOY! This is the end...Oh yeah almost forgot there is some serious profanity in this...

BONUS CHAPTER

Graduation day is the day that I’m going to be dreading. People are just going to stare and glare at me like I’m some sort of prick. I was kind of the victim in a way too you know. I was the one, if I remember rightly, that got beat in the head with a History text book and that shit hurts. It fucking blows! A thousand Advil’s would do NOTHING for that excruciating misery and did I forget to mention they don’t provide you with Advil in jail? That totally blows too man!

Okay so maybe I deserved this bullshit punishment for what I attempted to do to Keisha Willis but you know what? She ruined my life! Firstly she made me a laughingstock in front of half the school at Tony’s party but I had to pretend to be all nice about it because I do have morals when I want to. She was pretty damned lucky because I don’t sink so low as to letting a freak of nature kiss decent girls even if they’re pathetic like her.

I’m not saying anything about nerds in general but I hate Keisha and my excuse is because she’s a good for nothing know-it-all who goes for guys way out of her league. Seriously why didn’t she go for Pete what’s-his-face? he totally would have taken her up on anything she asked him. He looked like the vulnerable bastard type.

Then there’s the whole thing about my dad. He is the biggest asshole in the world and he’s also pretty stupid. He seriously believed my uncle Derek when Derek told him he was going to split Keisha’s dad’s money whenever they found it wherever it was. I tell you my dad is one hell of a dumb ass.

My mom was totally oblivious. I mean she didn’t even ask why I was actually crying one night at dinner! Well I had been crying because freaking Veronica had broken up with me even though I had generally liked her. seriously I know a soul mate when I see one. Damn that Keisha. My dad noticed though and he asked me about it after dinner. My dad can notice things when he wants to. Its selective bullshit.

He then explained to me the situation at hand. He was a little desperate because we were running low on money and that would mean no more plasma screen televisions and high definition computers. Nope we’d be middle classmen and that certainly would not do. So of course Derek’s idea was ideal to my dad. He actually told me about it though and then asked if I wanted to help get rid of Keisha and her little siblings and then he would buy me something or whatever.

I hesitated because I was actually considering becoming friends with Keisha when he asked me about it. So I told him I’d think about it and get back to him on it. That was when I really looked at the notes from my locker and thought back to the handwriting on Keisha’s notebook. That was when it all connected for me. Damn her! I wasn’t even able to believe that she had done it. Hell, I couldn’t believe that she had even thought it up! She had purposefully broken my heart because I had rejected her! What a jealous little… I had rushed downstairs and told my father that I would gladly help with his scheme. He was surprised but he just thought that I was a fast thinker and I am when I want to be even if that isn’t too often.

So yeah I mean after that whole episode my dad told me that I actually had to pretend to be friends with Keisha who is a conniving little twat. Needless to say she is one of a kind and I’m not meaning that in a good way at ALL.

So I schemed and plotted and pretended to like that little rat and then what happens? Her brother goes and swats me multiple times in the head with that big ass history book! I think I’ve mentioned it but that shit fucking blows!!

So anyways now I have to face graduation on Saturday. I don’t know how I pulled it off but somehow I managed to convince Veronica that I really wasn’t cheating on her with Dena Brush. In fact all I knew about Dena Brush was that she was some smart chick that competed with Keisha in the category of “lame intelligence”.

So yeah why do I not want to go to graduation on Saturday? I don’t want to go because now I’m the stupid kid that didn’t even graduate from high school. Sure there are the dropouts but they did it willingly and there’s a difference apparently between being forced out and doing it at your own free will. Well whatever I’m just going to be one miserable son of a bitch Saturday and all because I’m supporting my girlfriend who made it to the stage.

Did I mention her parents hate me? Yeah they think I’m a good for nothing prick and you know I can see where they’re coming from but they don’t need to take it out on Veronica so much. I know they hate me and they can give me the evil eye whenever they want but I genuinely care about Veronica and I don’t want her suffering with me even though she says she doesn’t mind it. Ah well anyways I used to like Saturdays seriously I did it’s my “day of rest”. Hah now? I hate them.

A/N: Ok so the new Story The Quiest Things That No One Ever Knows well there will be some tweaking in the plot to make it seem appealing and interesting. I will get that posted once i figure out characterization for main character, Joan Halloran, yep i love the name so you can't make me change it. Her brother is ... hmm well you guys can help with naming if you wanna it has to be similar to Joan though because they're twins...

THANKS REVIEWERS!!

YourNewFavourite: teehee thanksies...i update cuz i'm bored and i have no life and I am one helluva geek.

Captain Burger: well you see inventing jerks is amusing to me because i base them off of jerks that i actually know, not to many HALLELUJAH people are pretty nice to me, but yeah ummm i just like to take my anger out on fictional beings

xoxo1: ahh twin thanks for the confidence booster, haha the twin thing sounds kinda stalkish :)

not.a.spoiled.brat: ok hope this satisfied your taste of Phil (woah that sounded kinda perverted)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH The story's DONE!! I promise you that The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows will be MUCH LONGER!!