A/N: Hi everyone! This is just a poem that I wrote last week and this is the follow-up to the famous poem You Jerk by Bernadette Mayer. I had fun writing this poem and I hope you enjoy reading it :)

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You Bastard!

I can’t believe what a bastard you can be

As you haven’t called for such a fucking long time!

Every night I wonder where the hell you are –

Perhaps getting pissed with your mates

Or groping some girl’s arse that you just met.

But some nights when you stay in you would

Rather sit up and watch shitty shows on TV

Than sexing me hard and good in bed!

Sometimes I bloody wonder why I bother with

You as you’re a good-for nothing slob.

To fuck off, turn to page 56

To take notice, turn to page 82

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A/N: Please review – whether it’s good, bad or just even constructive criticism. Criticism would only help me improve my writing. I want to hear your opinions on this :)