This is a song I wrote for a girl who has a crush on Sylar, a character from the NBC series Heroes. It is sung to the tune of Freddy My Love from the musical Grease.

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Sylar my love, I miss you more than words can say
Sylar my love, please keep in touch while you're away
Your unibrow can make the day so much better
I really flipped over your Mom's bloody sweater
Sylar my love, Sylar my love, Sylar my love

Sylar you know, your absense makes me feel so blue
That's okay your body count makes me think of you
My mom will have a heart-attack when she catches
That stack of postcards with the grey matter splatches
Oh how I wish I had a jacket that matches, Sylar my love
Sylar my love, Sylar my love, Sylar my love

Don't keep your letters from me, say who you killed this time
Your interests are rather creepy, but honey so are mine
I treasure every story, although they're kinda gory
You say they cost you nothing, oh you're something, on my mind

Whoa - Sylar you see, I'll hold you in my arms someday (Sylar my love)
And I will be seeing your new power today (Sylar I'm yours)
Thinking about it, my heart's pounding already
Knowing if you survive, we're bound to go steady
And throw your powers around, turn people into confetti, Sylar my love

Sylar my love, Sylar my love, Sylar my love - ooh Sylar
Sylar my love, Sylar my love, Sylar my love - ooh Sylar
Sylar my love, Sylar my love, Sylar my love - I'm ready
Sylar my love, Sylar my love, Sylar my love - ooh Sylar
Sylar my love, Sylar my love, Sylar my love...
(to fade)