The Go-Cart Song

The wheels of the go-cart go vroom-vroom-vroom
Vroom-vroom-vroom
Vroom-vroom-vroom
The wheels of the go-cart go vroom-vroom-vroom
All to the ground!

The wipers of the go-cart go- wait, a go-cart doesn't have wipers...
All to the ground!

The cage of the go-cart goes roll-roll-roll
Roll-roll-roll
Roll-roll-roll
The cage of the go-cart goes roll-roll-roll
All to the ground!

Driver hits a jump and hears, "Ar-ar-ar!"
"Ar-ar-ar!"
"Ar-ar-ar!"
Driver hits a jump and hears, "Ar-ar-ar!"
Doggy goes to Heaven!

Shrapnel goes into my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
Shrapnel goes into my eyes
Driver cannot see...

Driver goes "That really hurt!"
"That really hurt!"
"That really hurt!"
Driver goes "That really hurt!"
Go-cart starts to spin...

The go-cart goes "CRASH!" and "BOOM!"
"CRASH!" and "BOOM!"
"CRASH!" and "BOOM!"
The go-cart goes "CRASH!" and "BOOM!"
As it hits a tree and explodes!

Driver is engulfed in flames
Engulfed in flames
Engulfed in flames
Driver is engulfed in flames
And the skin starts to melt...

Waiting in the hospital to hear the news
Hear the news
Hear the news
Waiting in the hospital to hear the news
Apparently our friend won't make it through
I hope we don't get sued...

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(Giggles) I didn't write all of this; it was made up on the spot by my friends, Joe and Beery, and then I put in the filler stuff so it'd be more like a story...

Actually, I'm going to add it into my story, because it's just. That. Funny.

And yes... we are sick and twisted. :)