Free Sticks

Free sticks!

The salesman called –

One for you

And one for me,

And the best part is

They’re all for free!

Not a better deal could be found

In all the city all around,

So step right up

Don’t be shy

For I have free sticks

Now don’t I?

One for you,

And one for you,

Let me tell you,

For it is true,

I offer the best deal

Of any salesman in town

Travel far and travel wide,

To uptown and to down,

Ne’er will you see a better deal

Here you are, free sticks –

Not just one of those sales tricks.

This is true: honest-to-God free sticks.

Come right up, come right up!

(Just don’t you know?)

In the forest you can make your own picks…

It takes longer though, so here’s some free sticks.