|Super Pretty Magical Girl Shoujo Manga Mako!
Author: Project-Asylum108 PM
This is a parody of ALL shoujo manga that is practically the same, as the name implies it will be about a Magical Girl named Mako. Please, enjoy and review!Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11-01-07 - Published: 10-31-07 - id: 2433051
|A+ A- Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten|
AN: I want to thank those that reviewed and to answer some of the comments, the reason why the previous chapter does not have a lot of detail in it, is because it's not as important as these chapters to come, she does not know the other peoples names, the tennis captain, or even the teacher because she just plain does not pay attention. Also, she is 15, as I mentioned, so I'd say she was mid first year in high school. As for all the boys being handsome, well... I'll let you read about that .
Anyway, the same warning applies as well as new warnings of light shounen/shoujo ai in the future.
Chapter Two: This is where?
Mako opened her eyes when she felt the warmth of the sun and its brightness on her face. She pushed herself up from wherever it was she laid and rubbed her eyes. Blinking for a moment, she looked around, it appeared that she was in some sort of wasteland, desert, upon desert so it seemed. She stood up and turned behind her, squinting, she could make out what looked like a village of some sort. She just hoped that the sun would not dry her skin, as that would be very bad for her since she took pride in her perfect skin.
She began to walk towards the town but was surprised when she felt something grab her arm. Quickly she turned to look and was shocked that there was a man, a hideous, ugly distorted faced man. He was very large, almost like a sumo wrestler and his little eyes looked lost in his swollen face.
"Hey there little lady, you wants to go and get some fun?" he asked, chuckling.
"Ew! Get off me!" She yelled, about to kick him, but someone else came and did that for her.
A person, she was not sure if they were a boy or a girl, swooped out of almost no where and kicked the man in the head, making him stumble down on the ground, he had let Mako go before doing so, of course, how dare he if he had and if her uniform were to get dirtier than it already was.
"YOU!!!" the man bellowed, "No!!!" he crawled up to a somewhat slow motion run as he started to leave as 'quick' as he could.
Mako just stared after him in almost confusion. This HAD to be a dream; people do NOT run away in slow motion on purpose. "Are you alright?" The voice of the other person said, it was a nice calm, soothing voice and Mako found herself in a near blush.
"Yes. I am. Thanks to you." She looked over, she could have sworn this other person was a girl, but the lack of shirt made it obvious that they were actually a boy, a very, very, very pretty boy.
He had pale blue hair, short all around, but very long in the back, braided into a small ponytail. He wore what looked like cream silk pants that tied to his waist by a black ribbon. His shoes... well he did not have any. But his eyes, they were the most brilliant purple eyes she had ever seen.
"That guy didn't hurt you did he?" He asked and she just shook her head. "That's good... those stupid hetero people... nasty ugly people."
"Huh?" she was very confused now, "What do you mean?"
"You don't know? When a man and a woman couple, it produces people... like him. Ugly people who are better off left out in the desert to die. Actually," he put his hand on her shoulder, bringing her close to him, "we did stick him out here to die, I escorted him, his parents apologized for the scandal and I was about to head back to the village before I turned and saw you." he smiled at her.
"Oh?" She smiled and perked up, "Captivated by my beauty?" she asked, everyone at her school was and she was constantly asked out, but turned them all down because she only wanted one boy.
"Hell no, I thought my neighbor would have liked to keep you at her house for tea or something, she's always looking for new people." The boy said and started walking, taking her along with him. "Besides, you were not there before were you?" he asked and she shook her head. "So then I was right! You see, this country has a legend that a man will come from another world and save ours."
"Uh... well I'm not a man..." she said, eye twitching.
"Yes... but," he waved his hand a bit, "the text is so smudged that the character for woman might look like man, since most of it is smudged, wo, could be the missing part." He smiled.
"Really? So I get to save somewhere?" She asked, excitedly. "Oh! Does that mean I can have special treatment and get anything I want?!"
He nodded. "Yep, I'm sure everyone will want to give you gifts, however..."
"We have a law in this country that one should not be greedy, even if they are the legendary person who is coming to save us, and this law is punishable by death." He smiled with a sharp nod.
"Thats not fair! Why would I want to save a crummy country that has that kind of whacked up law?" she crossed her arms.
"Because you can't get back home unless you save this world... what was your name?"
"Mako, Mako Kirei Sakura Hana Roberts. My dad is American."
"Whose a what now? I'll just call you Mako." he shook his head. "I'm Tamama, but everyone just calls me Tama."
"Oh is that your village?" Mako asked as they neared the almost rundown what looked like a garbage wasteland.
"Yeah..." Tama trailed off, glaring at the village for a moment.
"YOU!!!" a sudden voice came from behind the two and they turned to see what was making all of the commotion. It was another boy, or so Mako guessed it was. He had chin length blond hair with straight cut bangs, as if he had a bowl cut a few months ago. His eyes were a dull green and sort of droopy. He wore a tight purple shirt that had laced frills down the center and on the edges of the sleeveless shirt. His gray gloves reached the the mid part of his upper arm and he had puffy Shakespeare pants that were the same purple as his shirt, and the inside of the creases were gray. His gray tights came into what looked like purple slip on shoes.
"Not you again." Tama said with a sigh.
"Yes! It is I! Fear ME!!!" the boy pointed his finger at the two, shaking it a bit and let out a psychotic laugh.
AN: Well, we meet the guy that will appear in every chapter ; but we'll learn who he is in the next chapter. Thanks for reading! And don't forget to drop a review if you've read this far. And yes, in this world, men and women can have babies together in all sorts of ways. This IS a different world, so our properties and rules do not apply to it.