Just because you loved "When Trees Attack"

When Toads Attack

I once was walking down a long and weary road,

When I saw a lonely little toad.

I walked up to it to see what it could be,

And it looked at me with much glee.

And with a smile on its face,

It hit me with a mace.

And then I ran away,

So I live to see another day.

But that damn frog just won't quit,

And I must admit,

I thought I would die,

But then I saw a piece of pie.

I took the dessert,

And I shoved it down his shirt.

But that crafty toad,

Switched into eating mode,

And consumed the whole thing,

On this lonely day of spring.

But then I saw a tree chasing a boy,

As if I were a toy,

And then it came down on the toad,

And this sent me back down my lonely road.