As I sit in my car

And think about how so far

We've gotten nowhere

And you don't seem to care

It drives me insane

How you're always in my brain

I really can't stand

How your name is like a brand

In the middle of my heart

The centerpiece part

That should be given to him

But I can't because then

You wouldn't be in my life

And have I mentioned that your wife

Is beginning to really be a pain

I can't see what you stand to gain

By keeping her around

When the new love you've found

Is so much better

and younger than her

But of course this is weird

And it's just as I've feared

You don't know I exist

Even if I shook my fist

In your face

You wouldn't be able to place

Where you've seen me before

Because you tend to ignore

All of your son's girlfriends

But I'll allow you to make amends

By cooking me dinner

Without her

Just for the two of us

It'll be great because

We can finally say all we've been hiding

At least providing

That you're that sort of man

The one who can

Open up to an almost complete stranger

And not feel the slightest danger

Of rejection or shame

No one else's flame

Will be higher than mine

And all we have is time

And did I happen to mention

That your son didn't get a pension

Of your intellect?

I'll bet you didn't expect

Me to say that

And in fact

I'll say anything you want me to

Because all of this is for you

And it's really kind of sad

Because…well you're Chris's dad…

And I love you

It's quite true

Even if you never see here

What I've written there

Just know

Our love will grow

In this fiction

Which is my depiction

Of a very big lie

Good bye!