Ring ring ring ring

Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, PICK UP! God dammit just pick up your stupid phone! Why have one if you never freakin' answer! What if I really needed you? What if I was dying and wanted to call you to say good bye and you never answered? What would you do then huh? Dont you think you'd be a little---

"Hey, Im not answering my phone right now, so just leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can."

"Hey Jake, its me. I was just calling to find out what was going on this weekend.. You said you wanted to figure out all the specifics and whatever... You said you'd call, but I guess I beat you to it (as usual). Whatever. call me back when you get this. Love you. Bye."

WHAT THE HELL! Why did I have to go and leave such a freaking nice message. Why can't I just be all 'HEY! What the hell! Why don't you answer me! See! Look! Your phones ringing! It says 'Pick me up. Pick me up! Answer me!' Why dont you listen to the beckonings of you phone!... call me back...'

See, now that isnt so hard now is it?

... Apparently... It is...

Brrrring! Brrrring! Brrring!

OH look! Now its you calling me back! How sweet... Not. Nope. Now Im not gonna answer just to see how you like it... dork... Brrrring! Brrrring! Brrring! Nope. Not answering. Not gonna answer. Not gonna--- Brrring! ... Err... Not gonna--- Brrring! GAH! DAMN IT! MUST NOT ANSWER! MUST NOT ANSWER! MUST NOT--- Brrring!

"Hello?" (LOUD INWARD SIGH)

"Hey babe, you called? Sorry I didnt pick up. You caught me in the shower."

The... Shower... NO! Bad thoughts! Bad thoughts! Bad thoughts! Gah get a hold of yourself!

"Oh oops. Sorry.. Yea I just wanted to talk about this weekend"

(Thank God he cant see the redness in my face)

(He'd never let me live it down... me... picturing him... in the--- You know what? Im not even gonna go there...)

"Oh right. So I figured I'd pick you up from your house, then we'll head over to Lindseys party for a little while."

"Alright sounds good..."

"Hey, would you wanna come hang out for a while afterward? My parents are cool with you staying if you want."

Staying? Like how long? Over night? Hmm this could be interesting... NO! Bad thoughts again! Im angry at you, angry at you for not answering whenever I call (well not really, but I dont wanna be all mushy cuz Im still miffed. So... Ill just give you a weak answer.. something you dont know what to do with... Something that'll bug you as much as your phone neglect bugs me...)

"Sure, sounds great!"

GAH! How stupid can I be! What happened to nonchalance! To indifference? To BUGGING HIM! Oh who am I kidding? He's got me in the palm of his hand...

"Great. So I'll see you later tonight then? Around eight?"

"Mhmm. Later love."

Click

Grrr... stupid little... augh... I better go pack my bags and shower...

Hmm.. Shower...

AUGH!