((Nicoli should be everyone's guilty pleasure [character biased] Oh yeah, and there's language, and sexual themes, cause this is NICOLI.))

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Uh... my brother. Yes, I got most of them from my brother. Why would you choose this as a first question?

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
I scrapbook my walls. Anything that I find memorable gets tacked up there. I couldn’t begin to list it all.

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
It’s a blackberry, with a touch screen.

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
All of it. Honestly, I’ve been collecting music since the late 50’s.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
No, what good would that do me?

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
A good blowjob.

8. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
Alexei – the best middle name ever. Well, okay, maybe Anza’s rivals it. Octavian is kick ass.

9. THE BEST TV SHOW EVER CREATED:
Dark Shadows! Batman! Avatar! No wait, I know: The Perils of Penelope Pitstop, hell yes.

10. THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO?

Jake. I just got back from paying him a visit... as a fox.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Oooofff coouursee.... I need someone to hold onto to make me feel safe.... Anza.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Fuck, who cares? I don’t cry.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
DNKY Be Delicious, and JOOP! just because it’s fun to say.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Hmm.... blondes, blondes, and blondes. But I do really like dark eyes, or the exact right shade of blue.

15. WOULD YOU RATHER BE SMART OR FUNNY?
Luckily, I don’t have to choose. I’m both!

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
Both. Energy drinks cause they fizz and coffee cause it’s classy.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Oh god, I wish I could tell you.

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Meat. Some really good, dead, bloody meat.

19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Uh, that woman who walked passed. Probably should’ve kept my hands to myself.

20. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?
Rumanian, German, Hungarian, Norwegian, Russian, English, French, Italian, Spanish, Cantonese, Japanese, and a little bit of Taiwanese and Afrikaans. I’m really good with languages but I need to work on my accents. My next endeavor is Yiddish and Hebrew.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
My uncle gave me a journal when I was fourteen.

22. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE?
Ha, ha, like. Yeah, you could say that. Who don’t I like? Or did you mean “do I have feelings for someone?” because no, not really.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
No, but I can crack every joint on my body.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Perry Ellis for the underwear, sunglasses, and cufflinks; Canali for suits (Armani if I can’t find a good Canali); Drac-in-a-Box for the vintage; Minx for class; The Aesthetik for makeup; and Tripp for everything else. I have this down to an art.

25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
I have six cars, I don’t care what they are as long as they run and cost more than most people make in a year.

26. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
Half of them are black, but I have a red Astin Martin, a bing cherry colored BMW, and a scarlet Le Mans.

27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF EXERCISE?
Does sex count?

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Like I’d have a choice?

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Gifts. Lots and lots of gifts and kind words.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
“Why? 42. See it doesn’t work.” You were asking for it.

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Both, at the same time.

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
Your mom.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Not much annoys me, honestly.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE U.S.?
I was born in Romania, lived in Germany until 18-something, spent a decade in Tibet and India, then several years in Russia, and have spent the last seventy or so growing up with America.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Damsels in distress. Keep in mind that “damsel” is a loose term used to describe people of all ages in all colors of discontent.

36. TATER TOTS OR FRIES?
... I wish.

37. FIRST JOB?
Haven’t worked a day in my life.

38. EVER PRANK CALLED SOMEONE?
No... I missed out on that teenage gem.

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS?
Irritating Jake.

40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Are you kidding? I’m irresistible.

41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
So I could email it to everyone I know. Everyone should have the honor of knowing more about me.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
The mohawk, it’s a good conversation starter.

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Restart the speakeasy trends and throw truly amazing parties in my basement. Not to mention take full advantage of the smuggling trade.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
More books, for Jesus’s sake! I’ve read all the ones I own.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
None. Ever. Spare me.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My throbbing dick of a father thought it’d be funny to name me for my mother, Nikolett, and he never let me forget it.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
As often as they fall!

48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
Um, what? Do you know how many dirty jokes I could make out of that once sentence? Holy shit, you’re kidding? My favorite finger? The one I use to – no, fuck it, it’s too easy, it’ll feel like an empty victory. My favorite finger... hell’s teeth, who came up with that? Do people actually have favorite fingers, like, is this something that you think about? I’m pretty sure fingers all have the same function.

49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
Even if I could remember, this isn’t something I’d want to discuss, like ever. Ask my favorite finger, maybe he knows.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
It has some how diminished from elegant calligraphy to barely legible chicken scratch. Maybe if I gave it as much love as my fingers that wouldn’t be a problem.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Why do you keep bringing this up? You’re trying to hurt me.

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Drinking. In my case, dancing is probably a bad habit.

53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
That depends on which decade you’re from. Although, I think owning Gary Newman is something we can all agree should never happen.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Of course! I’m amazing.

55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
Why have secrets? No one can get to know you that way.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Only if you’re ugly.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER?
I break things and tirade.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
The House of Memory.

59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
I always trust everyone.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
I didn’t have toys as a child. Andris broke them all.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
For once, I haven’t overdone it. I only have numbers that I actually call, so about thirty.

62. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Sarcasm? Gee, what’s that?

63. DO YOU KNOW ANYONE FAMOUS?
I am famous. Or, I have been, and I will be again.

64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
More than once. Moshing is one the great inventions of the twentieth century.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
I don’t bother looking on the inside. Blonde, skinny, flawless skin, slender hands, low voice, and they should move like liquid gold. That would be perfection.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Nick, Nicky, Nico, Alex, Ally, Sunshine, Pickles (don’t ask), Lex, at once point I was called Tom and I don’t remember why.

67. HOW MANY PAIRS OF SHOES DO YOU HAVE?
Crap, I don’t know. Let me go count.... 32.

68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
If they tie and can’t be slipped off to avoid unnecessary work. Usually they have zippers and buckles though.

69. WERE YOU UPSET ABOUT STEVE IRWIN DYING?
Of course. No man should die of stingray, good god how embarrassing.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
There you go just rubbing it in that I can’t ingest anything other than liquid. You bitch.

71. ARE YOU LAZY?
Hell no! Wait.... yeah.

72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
All of them, every single one.

73. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND?
Toss up: The Mamas and the Papas, Gym Class Heroes, or Staind. This week anyway.

74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
None.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Yes. Fucking everyone.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Well the TV’s on... I don’t think I should tell you what sounds are coming out of it.

77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
Again with the goddamned food! I eat PEOPLE.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Anza called to tell me his flight had been delayed and rather than wait he was just going to stay in China for another day. Fuck.

79. WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Well, duh, boobs. What else? They’re right there, sticking out and looking like perfection.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG:
I prefer not to be provoked in anyway, otherwise I might have to fight back.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE:
Vampire hunters, and LeContes. Except I really do hate vampire hunters.

82. FAVORITE DRINK:
Blood, you idiot. I’m a vampire, a wamp’r, a creature of the night. What could I possibly like more than fresh blood? Dumb question.

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN:
By default I have to like Leo, because I am one, but I have a soft spot for a pair of Libra twins. Okay, Libras in general.

84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
Soccer. It’s an excuse to go to New Zealand.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Naturally an excellent shade of blonde.

86. EYE COLOR?
Brown.

87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
Only when Anza isn’t looking and I steal his until he gets irritated and all “quit acting like a child, Nicoli.”

88. SIBLINGS?
Fuck that. He can die.

89. FAVORITE MONTH(s)
July most obviously.

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Shut the hell up.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
The thing that is still playing in the DVD player.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Christmas. Valentine’s Day. No, my birthday.

93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Oh come on? Me? Shy? Please.

94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter because it’s easier to go out, but also summer because there is a distinct lack of sensible clothing in the sun.

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Kisses because I can sneak those in before people catch wind and slap me.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE-NIGHT STANDS?
Either. Relationships are nice but I have a problem with loyalty.

97. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Ha, ha! Anza already did. Shock the hell out of me.

98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Everyone I know. Losers. I hate you all.

99. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
I wouldn’t doubt it. I’m amazing.

100. LAST ONE, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
A sweater with sleeves that button up to the biceps, and bondage pants that I’m too lazy to wear a belt with. Oh yeah, and pocka dotted socks.