Behavior is learned

And I learned from the best.

Don't lie, Don't cheat.

Tummy in, chest out.

No soda before noon and

Let your boyfriend hold

The door open for you.

Be a lady

Cross your legs

Chew with your mouth closed and don't spit.

Hold yourself with dignity

And smile big.

Wear make up and a piece

of cloth to hold in all your chunky bits.

God will always love you and

You can always look to God

Except the Christians' God because he's

A male chauvinist and a bigot.

Most importantly don't take

Anyone's opinion as ultimate truth, form your own opinions

And live however the hell you want.

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Author's Notes:

ducks stones