Laughing Hell

By: JC Lynn

Section 1

Pt.1

Chapter 1

Year 2009…

It was a cold night in LV, Nevada. The winds swirled around the brightly lit city. The moon shined down upon the busy city as if it were admiring the evil metropolis. The 'city of evil' was widely known for its questionable businesses and ignorant cops. The police knew of only one quarter of the things that went on within this darkness filled place. That's all they could handle. Most of the businesses were controlled by the underground mob. Even some of insurance companies and law firms were owned by underground mobsters. It was unfortunate how ignorant and blind man-kind had become since the city was born. In this day and age all man-kind seemed to care about was themselves and no one else. In some cases this was understandable since technology and greed seems to have token over their will and spirit. Angelis loved this city along with all its evil glory. Angelis was a human trying to live a filled life and things should have stayed this way if not for a certain vampire hunter. Angelis was minding his own business walking down through an older part of the city. He was humming a tune to himself when suddenly he heard someone shouting at him.

"You are scum of the earth and evil! Die vampire!" some guy shouted.

Damn vampire hunters, they're such ignoramuses. I may drink only blood and have pale skin but I'm not actually a vampire, Angelis thought glumly.

Angelis turned around to face the foolish vampire hunter and hopefully convince the idiot that he was human. When Angelis tried to speak though, he was cut off by a wooden stake through his neck. He began to choke on his own blood. The red essence just poured out of his mouth and neck. It made drip, drip sounds when it splashed onto the ground.

Damn, idiot vampire hunter, Angelis growled inwardly.

Then he felt his legs give under him and collapsed onto the dirty, eroded asphalt. I died almost instantaneously. He felt his heart stop dead in its tracks. About one minute later he arose. He felt stronger than he'd ever been in his entire life. He hoisted himself up off the black gravel and then hissed angrily at the vampire hunter.

"What the hell?" he gasped.

Angelis was as shocked as the hunter was. Who knew all that blood drinking would urn him into a vampire. He smiled wickedly at the vampire hunter and extended his nails. The pounced onto the hunter, the guy in return dropped his stake shooter and screamed, but Angelis silenced him by biting his lips. Angelis swallowed the sweet nutrients, savoring every bit as it went down his throat. Soon the guy was quiet and when Angelis released him alive he blushed furiously.

Why am I blushing? So what if he's hot, he's still an evil creature of hell, but I can't resist, the hunter thought nervously.

As Angelis read the guy's mind he felt an urge to kiss him for real this time. The first time he was hungry and wanted him to just shut up, but this time he couldn't help but find the old guy appealing.

Like he's not awful looking, he has perfect brown hair, he's built nicely, and has a cute face. Oh hell, why not, Angelis thought.

Angelis closed the distance between the two with a passionate kiss on the lips. The guy gasped but that turned out to be the wrong move. That notion gave Angelis the opportunity to slip his tongue in the guy's mouth. Angelis explored his mouth with aggression, but the guy loved every second of it. Apparently he likes aggressive sex and being with other guys. When Angelis released them from the kiss, the guy was breathless.

"I'm Robbie, you my beautiful vampire are?" the guy asked.

Angelis blushed at the word 'beautiful' then answered, "I'm Angelis."

"Pretty name for a vampire," Robbie smiled.

Angelis's blush was growing larger by the minute. He then realized that they were in a stinky, dirty alley. It wasn't exactly the best place for such intimate moments.

"Hey why don't we go back to my apartment to do this sort of thing?" he suggested.

Then he heard bullets zoom passed his head. Robbie looked scared and surprised at the same time. Who was shooting at them? He stood up and saw a dark figure with a plump chest and a berretta in their hands.

A girl? Why is some chick shooting at us? Angelis wondered.

"Stinking homos, die!" the girl shouted then fired another shot which was headed towards Robbie's face.

Angelis stepped in front of Robbie letting the bullet hit him instead. He grunted in pain, but then the bullet popped out then the wound healed.

"Demon!" the girl shrieked.

"Not demon, vampire," Angelis sighed.

"Oh," she answered.

"Why the hell are you shooting at us for/" Angelis wondered.

"Because you two are homosexuals," she answered.

"That's why?! You bitch!" Angelis growled.

Then he charged at her and snapped her neck. Her limp frame fell to the ground.

Then Angelis walked back over to Robbie and picked him up then jumped onto the roof of a nearby building. He hopped from building to building carrying Robbie bridal style all the way to his apartment. When they arrived they had a blissful night together.

About a week later the cops filed the dead girl's case unsolved. They figured it was gang related because of her berretta. They then forgot all about it as time passed. Meanwhile Angelis and Robbie became friends with benefits or fwb's for short.

They were living a happy life, but happiness in Las Vegas never lasts very long. Things happen and then come the consequences.

End One