I groaned for the sixth time that day. It was that time of month again and that damn girl- that I happen to love- was horny as hell. Her whines broke my daze.

"Please?" she cried in a drawn out, high-pitched tone.

"For the last damn time, no. I don't feel comfortable doing this when I'm on my 'shoe'," I grumbled, continuing to stare at my computer monitor.

"But what about my needs?"

"Your needs?! I have needs too, woman, so you're just going to have to suffer like me," I said irritably.

I heard her close her magazine and walk up behind me. She began kneading my back. I had to hold in a moan.

"What are you doing?" she said, reading over my shoulder.

"I'm reading a story."

"What kind of story?"

"A fanfic." I said, in an annoyed tone.

"About what?"

"About Kannazuki no Miko," I said through a clenched jaw.

"Ohh… so lesbian porn?" She attempted to stifle a giggle.

"No!" I said loudly. Between her soothing hands and whines, I wasn't able to read anymore so I sat and glared at her reflection in the monitor. From her reflection, I could see an evil glint in her eyes and I braced myself. Slowly, but surely, her hands began to reach lower until her left hand was hovering over my left breast. I smacked it. Hard. "Oww! Do you have a ten foot pole shoved up your ass, or what?" she remarked.

"Actually, I do. But instead of it being shoved up my ass, it's shoved up my vagina and it's called a tampon. So hands off."

"Damn grouch," she mumbled.

"What?"

"Nothing, nothing. Just keep reading your porn and ignore your girlfriend."

"Hmph. I will." As I said this, I saw her pout from the monitor and retreat back to my bed. I felt guilt slowly opening its mouth to speak. 'You see what you did? You made her sad. You're such a horrible girlfriend. You don't deserve her or her cuteness. She should have gone out with a butc-'

Alright! Shut up already. I get it. I'll go apologize.

'Good girl. And next time, don't cut me off. I'll give you a tummy ache.'

Whatever. Sighing, I got up from my seat and sat next to her on the bed. "I'm sorry."

"For what?" She was trying to make this hard.

"For telling you no."

"No to what?" I clenched my teeth.

"For being selfish and rejecting the needs of my precious, dear girlfriend."

"Ohhhh. Hehehe. You're forgiven.. on one condition."

"..What's that?" I sighed, knowing I had fallen into a trap.

"Eat me."

"What?!" she couldn't have been serious.

"You heard me." She stared intently into my eyes. My face began to grow hot.

"..Can I just kiss you?" I really didn't feel like doing anything extremely sexual, knowing I wouldn't get anything in return. Yeah, I'm selfish.

"Okay!" she said, smiling. I couldn't help but grin at her. Reparations with her were always easy. I leaned and gently brushed my lips against hers. She grinned cheekily. I stood up to go back to my fanfic (which did happen to be a bit graphic but I would never tell her that) and followed me. "What now?"

"Can I read it with you?" She made the cutest face.

"Sure." I scooted over as we shared a seat and cuddled.

Ten minutes later..

"Hey! This is porn!!"

"Maybe."