A Rant

It must be so horrible!

I mean the little guys are ready and rearin' to go

and all of a sudden they fall down an endless pit of despair,

only to land in stomach fluid.

All the sperm trying to escape their acidic doom,

so they climb on top of one another, only to prolonging their demise

while they hear the screams of their brothers beneath them.

Whoa whoa whoa,

I have to disagree with part of that scenario.

If little wiggly sperm were to be swallowed

I would think of the first part as more of a water slide,

and then the impending doom that awaits them.

I disagree with the water slide, thing.

Either way it's acidic death,

and that shit ain't fun.