My internet connection bites big wind,

Because I have to hack next door’s network

Which is slightly illegal, but I don’t

Give a damn, leave yourself open, get hacked.

Other big issue at the moment is

Inspiration is not easy to come by.

I’ll write about writer’s block, not so cool.

Still it’s better than chewing a pencil.

The cat is really a pain in the backside

I’m going to have to shoot it soon I,

Don’t really want to, he is just so cute.

But he’s chewing my laptop power cord.

Final few lines, then time to check my score.

I get the feeling I’ve failed utterly

But I’ll find out soon enough if I pass.

I suck at writing on demand. So there.

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17 x 5 85

3x2 6

Total 91

I suck nuts.