Oi! Hey! It’s been a while, neh? No this isn’t the last chapter. I decided to do one more after this and then it will be done. WAH WAH! I wonder what I should work on next?

Shichihou No Fluff

The three okama

“Hey Takayama.” Kyohiko knocked at the door before coming into the dorm room he shared with the drama queen. Takayama lay on the bed in nothing but his pants – a blank expression on his face. He hadn’t shaved and his normally glittery hair looked dull and oily as it clung to his face. He could sometimes pull off looking like a woman but today with a scruffy face and the unkept look he looked like a man. A slob of a man, though he would argue he was playing the part of the devastated lover.

“You’ve been lying there all day. Sheesh.” Kyohiko noted rolling his eyes.

“Kyo-sama.” He said putting his arm over his eyes to hide the tears. “It’s over.”

“What are you talking about? So annoying.” The man sighed. He often wondered why he had decided to board with the spastic girly man.

“Rin-sama left me.” He sighed. This surprised the normally lazy man. Not that he particularly cared about Takayama’s love life. He had been unwillingly told about it by Takayama’s boastings more than once. He assumed things between the two were going ok despite Takayama being in college and Ringo still in high school.

Kyohiko rubbed his forehead and sighed. “This is annoying. I’m going out.” He said not wanting to deal with the dramatic man. Takayama continued to cry in his room alone.

Ringo was coming home from school that day when he was approached by three okama. “Geh!” He said in disgust. Though he didn’t like to admit it, Takayama was pretty when he wore girl clothes; these men were not.

“Are you Fukuda Ringo?” One asked.

“So what if I am?” He said defensively.

“You must save Takayama!” One said clutching at him. He snarled in disgust.

“Did he send you to find me? That damn faggot and his fruity friends!”

“No, you don’t understand.” The first one pleaded.

“Takayama has completely stopped functioning.” The second one explained.

“His spirit has been broken.” The third finished.

“Huh?” He wondered what they were going on about.

“When he first came to our school, he was the most beautiful freshman of all and a talented actor despite being new.” The first one started.

“We all adored him!” The middle Okama cooed.

“But lately his acting has been lack luster. He doesn’t even take care of himself!” The last one added in horror.

“He’s falling behind in all his classes because he doesn’t attend lecture.”

“And he’s completely dropped out of all the clubs.”

“This is because of you, Fukuda-san!” One said grabbing at his hands. “Only you can save him!”

“What the hell are you talking about?”

“You have to still love him, right? Who wouldn’t love someone as wonderful as Takayama-sama?”

“That’s… heh, never mind. It’s none of your business anyway. This is between Takayama and me. If he wants to act all depressed just because I broke up with him then that’s his problem. I no longer have anything to do with that guy!”

Before they could react, one of the okama’s phone rang. She/he answered it and listened intently. The others watched curiously. “He what?” The okama’s wig fell off. “Oh no! That’s terrible! I’ll be right there.” He clipped his phone shut and shouted, “Takayama’s going to kill himself! We have to stop him!”

“Oh no! Come on Fukuda!” One of them grabbed him.

“No way! Hey! Let go!” He was caught up in the three okama’s pace and began to wonder if all cross dressers were this way.

“And tell my beloved mother that I love her and will watch over her from heaven.” Takayama was saying up amongst the rafters of the stage. “Also, my father should know that I support him and that I hope he finds happiness with his new lover.”

“Don’t do it, Takayama!” Someone yelled. Takayama was holding onto a noose threatening to hang himself. The three kimono clad okama had rolled their sleeves up and pushed a tall staircase with wheels (a stage prop) with Ringo on top of it towards Takayama’s position.

Takayama watched him in astonishment, his perfectly manicured hands in front of his face. “Rin-sama!” He exclaimed. “What are you doing here?” Ringo responded by pushing Takayama lightly. The flighty man almost fell from the rafters.

“I’m here to push you off! If you’re going to kill yourself then do it already!”

“Rin-sama! You’re so cruel!”

“I’m not going to get caught up in your dramatic acts! You weren’t really going to hang yourself, were you?”

“But you left me! I no longer have anything to live for. It is so painful. It hurts.” He sniffled.

“You idiot.” Ringo muttered but it was in a soft voice. “You think you are the only one who is hurting?”

“What? Rin-sama?” He looked up.

“Doing all this. You’re just making it harder on me. Not to mention worrying everybody else in the process so that they come bother me! Feh!” Ringo was fighting back tears.

“Rin-sama!” Takayama scooted forward and wiped a tear away from Ringo’s eye. “If you are hurting as well, why did you break up with me in the first place?”

“Tsk.” He wiped his nose and eyes quickly. “I’m about to enter the academy next year and you’re getting started on your acting career. If we stay together it will just hinder the both of us.”

“Rin-sama, you mean… you were thinking of our future?” Ringo nodded and lightly bopped him on the head.

“And you should too.”

“But I have thought of the future.” He grabbed both of Ringo’s hands and held them in his own. “My future is with you. I love you now and I will love you in the future. We both love each other so how can that be a hindrance?”

“There are other things…” Ringo started. Takayama cupped his face.

“What other things?”

Ringo blushed and looked away. “I don’t know. You always make me forget stuff.”

Takayama chuckled and hugged him close. “I’m just glad to know that you still love me.”

“I never said that!” He pulled away defiantly.

Takayama chuckled again. “I love you, Rin-sama.” He cooed winking at him and petting his hair.

“Yeah, yeah.” Takayama stared into the boy’s eyes and then gently kissed him. Ringo was surprised but then sighed. “Why do I always get caught up in your pace?”

Takayama smiled. “Because you love me, right?”

“Yeah, yeah.” He groaned.

“Yeah, yeah what?” Takayama teased.

“I love you too, okay?” He snapped.

“Bravo!” One of the okama cheered from below them. A crowd had gathered on the stage and were now all clapping. Ringo blushed because he had forgotten they were there.

“Shall we go?” Takayama asked stepping onto the stairs and holding his hand out to Ringo as if their positions were switched.

“Don’t forget who is the one who had to be dragged all the way up here to get you!” Ringo flustered reluctantly taking his hand.

“Don’t worry. I won’t forget.” Takayama winked. “I will always remember my dear Rin-sama who climbed a staircase to heaven in order to reach me.”

Ringo rolled his eyes. “That sounds so dumb.”

“Takayama!” The three okama greeted when the two of them reached the bottom of the stairs.

“Are you all right?” One of the okama asked.

“Who are you?” Takayama asked crinkling his nose at them. Ringo’s jaw dropped.

“You mean he doesn’t even know who you are?” He yelled at the three foolish men.

“You don’t remember us?” One cried.

“We are your biggest fans!”

“We love you!”

Takayama turned his nose up to them. “Hmph. I don’t remember having fans like you.” He turned away.

“Remember us!” One cried.

“Oh Takayama!” Another gasped.

All three of them grabbed at him. Ringo just shook his head but decided that he would try dating Takayama once more.

Next chapter: It’s summer and the newspaper staff travel to the beach.

Takayama/Ringo: Funniest couple. Takayama makes a passionate (if not tiring) lover. Unfortunately for him, Ringo is too defiant to get caught up in his pace especially since he thinks homos are weird (despite being on himself.)

This couple actually resulted in a separate branch off story. But methinks it is too risqué for fictionpress since… well… let’s just say lots of inappropriate stuff happens. Eh heh. Maybe someday I’ll post it on a public access site but right now it’s on a 16+ forum and you can’t access it unless you are a member.