The Last of the Toothpaste

Drat you.

Drat you, you stubborn, stupid thing of burden!

You enjoy this, don't you?

You're laughing at me and my poor, lonely toothbrush

Don't deny it! I can hear you.

All my poor toothbrush needs is attention-

Attention that you refuse to give her!

She needs the liquidized mint that only you have.

Errgh. Go to Hell.

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This was a poem for a writing prompt in creative writing, and the prompt was, obviously "the last of the toothpaste."

How 'bout some mints:)