Lisa Superhero Season 2 Episode 7

Lisa Superhero Season 2 Episode 6 ½

While Jewel, Tanya, and Lisa were busy putting away groceries, somewhere on some super swank secret island villain getaway resort someone was totally ruining Doctor Kara Murphy’s life!

“I said I wanted THREE CHERRIES in my Shirley Temple!” Kara screeched at the hapless waiter tossing her drink in his face which shattered on contact.

“Agh, my eyes,” the waiter shouted.

“Its like you’re trying to ruin my life!” Kara screamed her bug eyes popping out of her skull from the pressure of all her unwarranted anger so fast they made the sunglasses she was wearing shoot straight through a glass window of the hotel.

“UGH! And I totally just bought those,” Kara shouted unhappily.

“I’m sorry Miss,” the waiter cried, running off with one hand over his bleeding eyes, “I’ll get your drink right away.”

Kara Murphy pouted and slunk back into her lounge chair. It didn’t matter that she was relaxing poolside by a luxurious resort, that there were plenty of hunky bits of eye candy roaming around with no shirts on, that her room had been comped, that the weather could not possibly be better, or the booze more reasonably priced. Kara was feeling quite down in the dumps about her encounter with Lisa Superhero. She couldn’t figure out why her big ass laser hadn’t worked. Of course, with only her eighth grade understanding of biology to work with, she had yet to figure out that her laser had worked (Moral of the story: Stay in school) just not in the impressive Ka-BLUEY kind of way she had wanted it to.

She had tried to get her mind off of it by going on vacation, but nothing doing.

“Damn… everything,” Kara cursed, “One way or another I’m going to fix my laser and then I’m going to finish that stupid bitch Lisa once and for all and prove to the world that I am capable of being a Super Villain!”

Dun Dun Dun!