Would you like a V8?

Scene - Different locations. 1st - Wall, 2nd - Office water cooler, 3rd - Construction site, 4th - Resturant, 5th - Wall again.

Man 1 - Street Clothes

Man 2 - Street Clothes

Woman - Street Clothes

Man in Bear Suit - Obviously!!

Announcer - Suit and Tie

Office dullurd - Collared Shirt, slacks, and tie

Construction Man 1 (Man 1 can play) - Street clothes with orange vest an helmet

Construction Man 2 (Man 2 can play) - Same as Other guy.

Pretty Girl (Woman can play) - Dress, High heels

Mother (Woman can play) - Dress

Waiter (Any Man) - Waiter's outfit

Props - Water Cooler, purse for "pretty girl," Menu for mother, carridge, fake baby, tray for waiter.

Sound f/x - Baby crying, baby giggle

Scene 1 - Two Men and Woman leaning on wall.

Announcer - When was the last time this happened to you?

(Enter Man in a Bear suit, he attacks one of the men and throws him to the ground and runs off.)

Man and Woman - WHAT THE HECK?!

(Man gets back up and leans.)

Announcer - And when was the Last time this happened to you?

Man 2 - Okay heres a joke for you guys. Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? (He pauses a minute) Because he was out of juice. (Roariously laughs)

Announcer - Those jokes are terrible. Now a solution to your joking problem. Introducing a technique to give you the last laugh.

Woman - Say, would you like a V8?

Man 2 - Sure

(Woman slap his forehead with palm. Man shuts up.)

Announcer - That's right. Introducing the "V8 Technique." Stop bad jokes in it's place. Proven effect utilized in those hilarious V8 commericals you see everyday.

Scene 2 - Men at Water Cooler

Announcer - Use it on your office dullard.

(Enter) Office Dullard - Hey Guys, see the game last night, whew that was a close one. I tell ya, I was reading this book about this guy and he hated this other guy and the fight and fight everyday and oh boy it was dull. Did you the new summer blockbuster? I did and man it was awe...

Man 1 - Would you like a V8?

Dullard - Sure

(Man slap Dullard's forehead. Speechless the dullard leaves.)

Annoucer - You can't deny the capabilities of this technique.

Scene 3 - Men become Construction Men talking.

Announcer - Use it to calm those wolf calling construction workers.

(Enter Pretty Girl)

Construction Man 1 - Hey Baby, got some fries with that shake.

Construction Man 2 - Yeah! (They both laugh.)

(Pretty girl approaches them.)

Pretty girl - Would you fellas like a V8?

Men - Sure!

(Pretty Girl takes off both of their helmets and slaps their foreheads and walkoff. The men are speechless.)

Announcer - Yes can't go wrong with this technique.

Scene 4 - Woman becomes Mother at table reading menu and baby and carridge next to her.

Announcer - Even use it to stop that crying baby.

(Mother Looks at menu, Baby begins to cry, Mother looks between her menu and her baby and becomes more angry. Enters Waiter)

Waiter - (to mother) Excuse me, Would you like a V8?

Mother - Yes.

(Waiter slaps mothers forehead, baby begins to giggle.)

Scene 5 - Men and Woman surround announcer.

Annnouncer - The "V8 Technique." Would you like one today?

(Announcer, Men, and woman give a phony smile and thumbs up. The Man in a Bear Suit comes back attacks the announcer and throws him to the ground. He walks off, and fade to black.)