Broadway Woman Song

One time I punched a woman
“And I bet she hit the ground!”
Some are hotter than an oven
“They all make irritating sounds!”

Well their bones are weak and brittle
“Full of bullshit to the pound!”
Oh their hands are oh so little
“Till their eyes roll right arooooooooound!”

“Well I tell ya nothing you do’s good enough
For them, that coven of nefarious sluts
If their mood overfloweth, their eyes deceive
And before you know it wailing like you wouldn’t believe!”

Well they’re not so bad, this one tried to kill me
“Aw they kill us all slowly, you better believe it!”
She always said she’s bi-polar, maybe she’ll forgive me
“Just because she diagnosed herself doesn’t mean she means it!”