he bottle and the
bomb3 people were on a plane. One said to the pilot, "I
have a glass bottle. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him
to throw it out the window. The second one asked the same question
and the pilot also told him to throw it out the window. The third one
asked the pilot, "I have a bomb. What do I do with it?" The
pilot told him to throw it out the window. When thed thy landeey met
a man crying. When asked why he was crying, he replied, "Because
I got hit in the head with a glass bottle. They met a woman who was
crying for the same reason. Then the met a man laughing. They asked
him why he was laughing and he replied, "Because I walked by a
building and farted. Then the building blew up.
(editor's note: This story was not done by me, but posted, and edited by me. the original author is unknown)