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Author: jimenarocker
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Published: 01-18-08 - Updated: 01-18-08 - Complete - id:2464483

So it took a week but I've finally composed a whole list of things that make your senior year. Terrible. 180 things for the 180 days we have to attend school lol.
But then, there are twenty things that DO make the year worth it :)

Here we go!

-Unless you turned into Pamela Anderson/Brad Pitt over the summer you're still not going to prom with the hottest chick/guy.
-Teachers have already given up on you.
-Even so, teachers don't expect you to have given up.
-Your own clique will abandon you the second you say what's really on your mind.
-People are not simple-minded; even the sweetest lamb can be a bitch.
-Nobody's going to help you, and when you ask for help you're going to get BS help.
-If you haven't done your community service yet (lazy!) you're in for a stressful year.
-Senioritis, if it hasn't already kicked in, will hit you like a brick by Christmas.
-It will rain all Fall and Winter, so be ready for the weak spring sun.
-Sophomores are going to be loud and obnoxious unless you find the few who aren't.
-Suddenly you're going to have a lot of Junior friends (slightly good!)
-Your car will be fined.
-You will get a ticket, or in an accident.
-Second semester will come and you'll realize you've only got four months of freedom left.
-You parents will get on your case about life-after-school.
-Be prepared for petty, but huge, fights and arguments.
-The one teacher you want to push off a cliff will be the one you respect most in ten years.
-Parents quit lying and the world suddenly seems a whole lot worse than it is.
-You'll hit the point where you realize you probably can't change the world.
-Prom will be the biggest letdown ever, but you'll still go (for the parties!)
-The perfect dress you bought will be one ten other girls at homecoming.
-Your hair will suck compared to the girl who gets her's done at some fancy place.
-You will have a hideous pajama day.
-You will mingle, and realize dating isn't the satisfaction you thought it would be.
-Conversations will get awkward.
-Each day will drag on longer than the day before.
-People you used to like will get irritating.
-No one will like your "free thought" over their own in AP classes.
-You will become a little fish in a crazily small pond.
-You will graduate without knowing half your class.
-If you're a druggie, you WILL be caught at least once.
-At least one party you attend will be horrible and you'll never forget why.
-You will cry over something completely ridiculous.
-You/You'll know someone who gets alcohol poisoning.
-Sports will be EVERYTHING in any school.
-Everything in this area will be pure white bread styled.
-Assemblies are terrible, you can't change that. Ever.
-Parties will, at some point, get old.
-You'll get scared.
-You'll get nostalgic.
-You'll want to reunite with people from Kindergarten.
-The world will be against you most of the time.
-Art is what will keep you alive.
-Everything happens for a reason.
-The foreign language you took will get tedious.
-Bathrooms will be nasty. Still.
-The classroom is still your battleground.
-Nothing will have changed over the year globally. People will always argue.
-Nobody's going to like you for who you are. They love the idea of you.
-The one pair of shoes you absolutely adore will be ruined in a week.
-The movies you wanted to see will be hated by your friends.
-Only a few friends will actually stick close to you, no matter what.
-Joints will be made poorly, but you're jaded and won't realize it.
-Free thought will still be constructed by High School.
-Your choice of music/clothing/taste/love will always disgust others.
-If you give it long enough, even if you're 18 you're still treated like a kid.
-Complaints given to admins can and will be burned unless you know an admin personally.
-The food will always be three grades lower than prison food.
-You will start thinking within yourself, and it will be insanely weird.
-You will show off shamelessly.
-You will be forced to face the fact that yes, you really are stuck in school for nine months.
-People are only popular for what substances they can get you: the world's still selfish.
-You will be disappointed when you realize all our original thoughts are generally the same.
-High School is NOT like that movies (that's reeeally disappointing!)
-High schoolers are always a pack of wolves.
-You'll need so much school supplies, but you won't use half of it.
-Your favorite project will be your worst grade.
-Colleges will email/mail you incessantly, even if you're not going.
-No matter what people say, colleges only. want. your. money.
-You're going to HATE January.
-All holidays will have become boring yet still problematic.
-Any boyfriends/girlfriends will become boring by graduation, or completely clingy.
-Give it enough time and you will get sick of writing/doing projects.
-Community Service is due. And you will be a 'selfish jerk' if you don't do it.
-Unless they're new, there will be no hot senior guys/girls.
-There will be crazily hard boring classes.
-School, if not already, will become a chore, not something to like.
-People will get really old.
-Crushes will be lost.
-Say hello to disappointment city, population: all of you.
-You will be broke many a times.
-You will HATE days you can't drive.
-Might as well give up now; every teacher IS out to get you.
-Too loud? Something's wrong with you. Too quiet? Same thing.
-You're going to need a lot of help all year.
-That help will be nonexistent, however.
-You have to love yourself, because you'll be the only one who does.
-Nobody likes your new shirt (on you, that is)
-This being your final year of school, it's going to be very mundane.
-You can't trust anyone but your BFF anymore.
-Your favorite class will SUCK by the end of the year.
-Nobody will have the pen you need.
-You will get in trouble for skipping...
-Because the school will call the moment you leave the house...
-And can't do anything to prevent your mom from picking up.
-You will be lusted after by someone you hate.
-You will have to tell someone off you really didn't want to.
-You will be lied to constantly.
-Colleges, henceforth, will say you're that unique little snowflake they've been looking for.
-You will realize how much it sucks to be that unique little snowflake.
-People will talk behind your back.
-Your friends will succeed and you'll feel like a loser.
-At least one collect will reject you, you loser.
-Spring break won't be as great as "that one time".
-Your fall wardrobe will get old quickly.
-Your face will break out at least once.
-Someone won't know who you are, and you will feel rejected.
-Take your grades personally; teachers think you're old enough to be rejected.
-Puberty is still happening.
-You'll take more than you can give.
-The person you like will nore often than not, not know you even exist.
-When you try to fit in somewhere it will be a disaster.
-You will get in sooo much trouble.
-You won't get the job you want unless your parent gives you it.
-You will learn "free speech" means absolutely nothing.
-You will make a family member cry.
-College will start infiltrating your brain...
-And you will be freaking out over it.
-You and your BFF will be inseperable come Spring/Summer.
-Questions about you yourself will pop into your head.
-You won't know what to do with yourself when you're 18.
-You're going to do something stupid, obviously.
-Actually, you're going to have a lot of stupid moments.
-Your brain is going to be highly upset with you lots of days.
-You're going to whine.
-You're not going to pull off the obvious lie.
-You're going to run over a small rodent.
-You're going to envy the Pamela/Brad look-alikes at school.
-Just for that, you're going to have a look that never suited you.
-You're going to fail something you really needed to pass.
-You'll start to wonder about your parent's decisions...
-The world still isn't getting any better.
-You'll questions your own faith/beliefs.
-You'll have a lazy selfish moment and it will hurt others forevermore.
-You'll have to rethink how you're living.
-You will have an awful weekend at least once.
-You will lie to your parents.
-Your parents will not trust you anymore.
-You will feel like a terrible person.
-The shoes you hate will be the shoes everyone likes.
-You're going to lose a best friend.
-Something terrible will happen in spring-it always does...
-You'll have the wrong lunch/class.
-At least 3 of your classes will be awful.
-Why, you will ask, are the dumbasses still cool? I thought we were past this!
-Most of the rich kids? Yeah, their parents are in total debt.
-You'll still need permission to use the restroom.
-High School rules are completely biased and crass half the time.
-You'll wonder why last year's seniors were so much better than you.
-Who decided the senior project?...
-And can you legally shove them off a cliff?
-You won't be allowed out of a class you really can't handle/don't need.
-Therefore, say goodbye to your GPA.
-Don't get a credit card until you absolutely have to.
-Your credit score will suck when you start out, don't think about buying a house.
-You're going to have a lot of "wondering" days.
-Legal matters will be discussed heavily.
-You'll get to vote soon (that can be a very bad thing, honestly.)
-Your taste in music will change.
-You'll feel like you wasted the last four years.
-"Did she really just do that?"-oh yes, there really will be a moment like that.
-You're going to secretly hate someone you're supposed to like.
-you're going to be shameless about insulting past teachers (jerk)
-Someone's going to accidentally "cop a feel".
-Security guards will make you feel like a prisoner.
-You'll realize that no, you didn't have a messed up childhood...
-Need proof? Well congrats, you're still alive!
-You'll still need a job.
-You're going to end up with a crappy job.
-Your friends will get the jobs you wanted.
-It won't snow for months on end.
-The school will not burn down (unless you'd like to test that theory, dumbass)
-Your yearbook picture will be nothing like how you actually look.
-You'll wish you had a better senior quote/memory.
-You'll wonder why you're still in school (GED's, anyone?)
-The last party of the year will be sad and you might cry.
-Graduation will take FOREVER to get to.

And the 20 things that CANCEL ALL THAT OUT.

-You will finally get a break from your parents.
-You leave school!
-You will turn eighteen.
-You are legal (This includes Cigs, Tattoos, and piercings)
-You will experience new things!
-You will become more independent.
-People over 18 will tear you fucking apart!
-Graduationg will eventually happen.
-You'll have an awesome mentor out of school.
-You'll have an awesome time OUTSIDE of school!
-You're going to love lunchtime.
-You'll learn something new and amazing.
-Give it enough time and you'll start to miss school.
-People will get better/interesting come June.
-You're going to get accepted somewhere!
-You get to leave all the losers!
-There will be a serious relationship.
-You will break hearts.
-You will get away with something completely unacceptable.
-You will GRADUATE!



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