|
|
| Home Just In Communities Forums Beta Readers Dictionary Search | Login Register Extras |
So it took a week but I've finally
composed a whole list of things that make your senior year. Terrible.
180 things for the 180 days we have to attend school lol.
But
then, there are twenty things that DO make the year worth it :)
Here we go!
-Unless you
turned into Pamela Anderson/Brad Pitt over the summer you're still
not going to prom with the hottest chick/guy.
-Teachers have
already given up on you.
-Even so, teachers don't expect you to
have given up.
-Your own clique will abandon you the second you
say what's really on your mind.
-People are not simple-minded;
even the sweetest lamb can be a bitch.
-Nobody's going to help
you, and when you ask for help you're going to get BS help.
-If
you haven't done your community service yet (lazy!) you're in for a
stressful year.
-Senioritis, if it hasn't already kicked in, will
hit you like a brick by Christmas.
-It will rain all Fall and
Winter, so be ready for the weak spring sun.
-Sophomores are going
to be loud and obnoxious unless you find the few who
aren't.
-Suddenly you're going to have a lot of Junior friends
(slightly good!)
-Your car will be fined.
-You will get a
ticket, or in an accident.
-Second semester will come and you'll
realize you've only got four months of freedom left.
-You parents
will get on your case about life-after-school.
-Be prepared for
petty, but huge, fights and arguments.
-The one teacher you want
to push off a cliff will be the one you respect most in ten
years.
-Parents quit lying and the world suddenly seems a whole
lot worse than it is.
-You'll hit the point where you realize you
probably can't change the world.
-Prom will be the biggest letdown
ever, but you'll still go (for the parties!)
-The perfect dress
you bought will be one ten other girls at homecoming.
-Your hair
will suck compared to the girl who gets her's done at some fancy
place.
-You will have a hideous pajama day.
-You will mingle,
and realize dating isn't the satisfaction you thought it would
be.
-Conversations will get awkward.
-Each day will drag on
longer than the day before.
-People you used to like will get
irritating.
-No one will like your "free thought" over
their own in AP classes.
-You will become a little fish in a
crazily small pond.
-You will graduate without knowing half your
class.
-If you're a druggie, you WILL be caught at least once.
-At
least one party you attend will be horrible and you'll never forget
why.
-You will cry over something completely
ridiculous.
-You/You'll know someone who gets alcohol
poisoning.
-Sports will be EVERYTHING in any school.
-Everything
in this area will be pure white bread styled.
-Assemblies are
terrible, you can't change that. Ever.
-Parties will, at some
point, get old.
-You'll get scared.
-You'll get
nostalgic.
-You'll want to reunite with people from
Kindergarten.
-The world will be against you most of the
time.
-Art is what will keep you alive.
-Everything happens for
a reason.
-The foreign language you took will get
tedious.
-Bathrooms will be nasty. Still.
-The classroom is
still your battleground.
-Nothing will have changed over the year
globally. People will always argue.
-Nobody's going to like you
for who you are. They love the idea of you.
-The one pair of shoes
you absolutely adore will be ruined in a week.
-The movies you
wanted to see will be hated by your friends.
-Only a few friends
will actually stick close to you, no matter what.
-Joints will be
made poorly, but you're jaded and won't realize it.
-Free thought
will still be constructed by High School.
-Your choice of
music/clothing/taste/love will always disgust others.
-If you give
it long enough, even if you're 18 you're still treated like a
kid.
-Complaints given to admins can and will be burned unless you
know an admin personally.
-The food will always be three grades
lower than prison food.
-You will start thinking within yourself,
and it will be insanely weird.
-You will show off
shamelessly.
-You will be forced to face the fact that yes, you
really are stuck in school for nine months.
-People are only
popular for what substances they can get you: the world's still
selfish.
-You will be disappointed when you realize all our
original thoughts are generally the same.
-High School is NOT like
that movies (that's reeeally disappointing!)
-High schoolers are
always a pack of wolves.
-You'll need so much school supplies, but
you won't use half of it.
-Your favorite project will be your
worst grade.
-Colleges will email/mail you incessantly, even if
you're not going.
-No matter what people say, colleges only. want.
your. money.
-You're going to HATE January.
-All holidays will
have become boring yet still problematic.
-Any
boyfriends/girlfriends will become boring by graduation, or
completely clingy.
-Give it enough time and you will get sick of
writing/doing projects.
-Community Service is due. And you will be
a 'selfish jerk' if you don't do it.
-Unless they're new, there
will be no hot senior guys/girls.
-There will be crazily hard
boring classes.
-School, if not already, will become a chore, not
something to like.
-People will get really old.
-Crushes will
be lost.
-Say hello to disappointment city, population: all of
you.
-You will be broke many a times.
-You will HATE days you
can't drive.
-Might as well give up now; every teacher IS out to
get you.
-Too loud? Something's wrong with you. Too quiet? Same
thing.
-You're going to need a lot of help all year.
-That help
will be nonexistent, however.
-You have to love yourself, because
you'll be the only one who does.
-Nobody likes your new shirt (on
you, that is)
-This being your final year of school, it's going to
be very mundane.
-You can't trust anyone but your BFF
anymore.
-Your favorite class will SUCK by the end of the
year.
-Nobody will have the pen you need.
-You will get in
trouble for skipping...
-Because the school will call the moment
you leave the house...
-And can't do anything to prevent your mom
from picking up.
-You will be lusted after by someone you
hate.
-You will have to tell someone off you really didn't want
to.
-You will be lied to constantly.
-Colleges, henceforth,
will say you're that unique little snowflake they've been looking
for.
-You will realize how much it sucks to be that unique little
snowflake.
-People will talk behind your back.
-Your friends
will succeed and you'll feel like a loser.
-At least one collect
will reject you, you loser.
-Spring break won't be as great as
"that one time".
-Your fall wardrobe will get old
quickly.
-Your face will break out at least once.
-Someone
won't know who you are, and you will feel rejected.
-Take your
grades personally; teachers think you're old enough to be
rejected.
-Puberty is still happening.
-You'll take more than
you can give.
-The person you like will nore often than not, not
know you even exist.
-When you try to fit in somewhere it will be
a disaster.
-You will get in sooo much trouble.
-You won't get
the job you want unless your parent gives you it.
-You will learn
"free speech" means absolutely nothing.
-You will make a
family member cry.
-College will start infiltrating your
brain...
-And you will be freaking out over it.
-You and your
BFF will be inseperable come Spring/Summer.
-Questions about you
yourself will pop into your head.
-You won't know what to do with
yourself when you're 18.
-You're going to do something stupid,
obviously.
-Actually, you're going to have a lot of stupid
moments.
-Your brain is going to be highly upset with you lots of
days.
-You're going to whine.
-You're not going to pull off the
obvious lie.
-You're going to run over a small rodent.
-You're
going to envy the Pamela/Brad look-alikes at school.
-Just for
that, you're going to have a look that never suited you.
-You're
going to fail something you really needed to pass.
-You'll start
to wonder about your parent's decisions...
-The world still isn't
getting any better.
-You'll questions your own
faith/beliefs.
-You'll have a lazy selfish moment and it will hurt
others forevermore.
-You'll have to rethink how you're
living.
-You will have an awful weekend at least once.
-You
will lie to your parents.
-Your parents will not trust you
anymore.
-You will feel like a terrible person.
-The shoes you
hate will be the shoes everyone likes.
-You're going to lose a
best friend.
-Something terrible will happen in spring-it always
does...
-You'll have the wrong lunch/class.
-At least 3 of your
classes will be awful.
-Why, you will ask, are the dumbasses still
cool? I thought we were past this!
-Most of the rich kids? Yeah,
their parents are in total debt.
-You'll still need permission to
use the restroom.
-High School rules are completely biased and
crass half the time.
-You'll wonder why last year's seniors were
so much better than you.
-Who decided the senior project?...
-And
can you legally shove them off a cliff?
-You won't be allowed out
of a class you really can't handle/don't need.
-Therefore, say
goodbye to your GPA.
-Don't get a credit card until you absolutely
have to.
-Your credit score will suck when you start out, don't
think about buying a house.
-You're going to have a lot of
"wondering" days.
-Legal matters will be discussed
heavily.
-You'll get to vote soon (that can be a very bad thing,
honestly.)
-Your taste in music will change.
-You'll feel like
you wasted the last four years.
-"Did she really just do
that?"-oh yes, there really will be a moment like that.
-You're
going to secretly hate someone you're supposed to like.
-you're
going to be shameless about insulting past teachers (jerk)
-Someone's
going to accidentally "cop a feel".
-Security guards
will make you feel like a prisoner.
-You'll realize that no, you
didn't have a messed up childhood...
-Need proof? Well congrats,
you're still alive!
-You'll still need a job.
-You're going to
end up with a crappy job.
-Your friends will get the jobs you
wanted.
-It won't snow for months on end.
-The school will not
burn down (unless you'd like to test that theory, dumbass)
-Your
yearbook picture will be nothing like how you actually look.
-You'll
wish you had a better senior quote/memory.
-You'll wonder why
you're still in school (GED's, anyone?)
-The last party of the
year will be sad and you might cry.
-Graduation will take FOREVER
to get to.
And the 20 things that CANCEL ALL THAT OUT.
-You will
finally get a break from your parents.
-You leave school!
-You
will turn eighteen.
-You are legal (This includes Cigs, Tattoos,
and piercings)
-You will experience new things!
-You will
become more independent.
-People over 18 will tear you fucking
apart!
-Graduationg will eventually happen.
-You'll have an
awesome mentor out of school.
-You'll have an awesome time OUTSIDE
of school!
-You're going to love lunchtime.
-You'll learn
something new and amazing.
-Give it enough time and you'll start
to miss school.
-People will get better/interesting come
June.
-You're going to get accepted somewhere!
-You get to
leave all the losers!
-There will be a serious relationship.
-You
will break hearts.
-You will get away with something completely
unacceptable.
-You will GRADUATE!