Hello, this is the story of a strange, angsty teenager who lived in Ypsilanti, Michigan. He didn't think he was strange himself, but let's find out.

June 08, 2002

Dear Diary,

My my, today was such a special day. Guess what! It's my birthday and look at all the presents I got! And...I'm twelve years old now!My mom's mood constantly changes all the time. I mean, even today, my younger brother Charles dumped over the cake mix onto the floor. My mom got so upset after that, she hit him square in the face. LOL. But, then again, that sort of stuff happens all the time in our household. I live with my two brothers and one sister. Charles is always nosy in everything I do. Kenny (actually, his name is Andrew) is always so bossy to me, even though I'm older than him. He says I'm immature all the time. I am definitely not! Emily, of course, is the little baby in the family.

So, going back to the subject, my mom was, like, really upset about having to clean up the mess that Charles made. But then, she said sorry to him and she was all jolly and bright. Yesturday was a really difficult day because I had tomow the lawn and by the time I was finished, my feet were wobbling and I had a blister in my thumb. I was so exited about my birthday (which is today) that I even hid my own present, until my younger brother, Kenny, tried to stel it. But, I was too smart for him.

I got a diary (this one I'm writing in), a Japanese dictionary, and two music books from my violin instructor for my birthday.

June 09, 2002, Monday

Dear diary,

Today, the most unbelievable thing happened! As I was writing my own diary, I kept wondering if anyone would ever read it. So, yeah, I hid it. Now I'm writing in it. LOL!

Note from June (the author): Honestly, I have no idea why this guy is laughing about that. But anyway, continuing with the diary entry.

During church today, I was daydreaming about Waterina and Pussy. Yeah, they're real. I think they're ghosts. Waterina is sooooo hott and Pussy is such a cut cat. I wanna hug him! Arggghhhh!

Note from June: Why is it "Pussy"? Well, honestly, I have no idea...so deal with it! He's obviously only twelve so i doubt he's a pervert like all the rest of us...