The mysteries of a Banana

Though the thick shade of the forest leaves. The animals of this peaceful land were about to witness a turning of time. Past the pools of the crystal falls and through the veil of creeping vines lay: a tree. A tall beautiful tree with wide leaves that shimmered in the rare sunlight. And atop a leaf sat a single golden treasure known as…

BANANA.

Slowly. Carefully. A beast stalked the innocent fruit. Its banana thirsty eyes fell upon the treasure causing it to lick its lips. The creature sprang out at the banana with lightning speed snatching up the fruit with hungry paws.

“HALT FIEND!” A voice demanded from the treetops. The terrified beastie dropped the banana and looked around nervously.

Could it be? It is! It’s…

SUPER BANANA!

The beastly banana swung from vine to vine chasing the animal through the trees, it long red cape flowing behind. All the while he was crying out something about “cannibalism” and “turkey”. And the poor beastie was never seen again thanks to Super Banana’s heroic act for all fruit kind.

The end.