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Author: Lady of Secrets
Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Reviews: 4 - Published: 01-28-08 - Updated: 01-28-08 - Complete - id:2468915

AN:Alright! Welcome guests to another round of random funny stuff by yours truly! To be honest, I did not make this up. I borrowed it from I just felt it was amazingly funny and had to be shared with the world!! Mwhaaha! (Btw, plz take this time to go through the rest of my stories and help me out, plz and ty) Enjoy!!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the door.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator remove the giraffe and put in the elephant and close the door.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator!

4. There is a river filled with crocodiles. How do you cross it?

Correct answer: Simply swim through it. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting!



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