She and her friend were sitting in a cafe sipping some of the best coffee ever to be made by human hands. The fact that it was about 75 milk and 10 sugar didn’t bother her at all. What actually was bothering her was the ridiculous accusation her friend had just made.

”I’m not a gossip,” she stated indignantly before taking a small sip of her milk drink. It could use a bit more sugar, she decided.

Her friend snorted.

“What? I’m not. Sometimes I just like to talk about people, you know pass forward the latest goss… damn,” her friend snorted again.

“It’s not gossip,” she practically shrieked. “It’s discussing current events.”

“Oh, so you mean like international disputes and stuff?” her friend asked still sounding severely disbelieving.

“No, no, nothing so serious. Just the daily gossi… damn.”

Her friend snorted yet again. It was starting to get irritating, why was this person her friend again?

“You’re in denial. Big time.”

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AN: hah, this little fic came from a conversation I once had (and no I'm not one of the people).

And I also realized that I cover a lot of different genres. And as this is my first in humor please tell me how I did!!