“Yes! The Katajion galaxy branch of the S.S.O. is finally opened! This is a glorious day!”

“Actually it's kind of dreary.”

“So where's the hoes?”

“Adolf!”

“Can't have a party without the hoes and the booze.”

It really was a rather dark and dismal day on the small moon over Derka. A loud crack of thunder could be heard in the distance and the young woman with the group of four almost jumped sky-high.

“Eeeeeeeeeeeek!” She screamed.

The tall, lanky humanoid creature grabbed her and pulled her back down before she floated too high in the moon's weak gravity. It had long arms that gave the impression of tentacles. It's whole body seemed like water and was almost always changing shape. It seemed to be a one-of-a-kind beast and gave a disturbing feeling to those who saw it.

“Thank you.” The girl said quietly and avoided looking at the beast.

“Careful.” The beast moaned in return.

There was a long moment of silence before it was broken by a long sigh.

“You tellin' me that the great god of existence couldn't bother sending us here with some fine looking biatches? How the hell are we suppose to do his bidding if we can't even have the chicks?”

Another long moment of silence grew from this question before the leader of the four, a tall, scruffy man, attempted to respond.

“The writer is kind of busy nowadays setting up S.S.O. branches to help restore order to the stories he created.”

“Of course he needs a strong grip, if he's jacking off and leaving us to clean up the mess.”

“EWWWWWWWWWW!”

The leader started to rub his eyes and wondered why exactly he had been stuck with these three. “Commander Adolf Nor, we are direct creations from a powerful being who uses us to help make stories that he can use to make himself seem more powerful to other gods. That's not jacking off, that's being a jackass.”

“Same dif.”

All four of the S.S.O. agents turned and looked up at the complex that had been setup for them. Supposedly it contained rooms for briefings, rooms for rest, rooms with weapons, rooms for eating, and rooms for whatever else they would need for the missions that would be handed down to them. What they were or if the facility had what they needed was a mystery and based off of the previous experience, Supreme Commander of the Katajion Defense Force and Commissioner of the Story Security Office, Anthony Lee Lindsey, had with this sort of thing in the past, it was likely that he was going to have a rough life ahead of him.

“So... When the-”

“Will you stop that?!” The girl hissed.

Adolf just smirked and grinned at the girl. “Sorry, but I ain't doin' this job without some hoes.”

“Agents.” The beast harshly spoke.

Anthony buried his hands into his palms and took five long, deep breaths before speaking again. “ When you said hoes, did you actually mean our other members?”

“Same dif.”

Anthony pulled the long overcoat he always wore up further. “They are going to be arriving tomorrow. I don't think they are being informed of their... selection... so try to be a little easier on them...”

“But I love to be rough on my hoes.”

And before he heard the inevitable follow-up comments, Anthony slipped inside to investigate and leave the maniacs outside, where they belonged.