High school is Pie.

1/17/08

Entry 1

High school

Hi! I’m Rane! Not my real name but hey! Who wants creepy rapist stalkers at their door that found them on myspace anyways, right? Of course there are the dumb idiots that go rushing to their doom into the arms of their one an only true love that just turns out to be a hairy fat guy on the other side of the computer screen but come on, who’s bitter about their generations stupidity? Not me.

Okay, I should give you a heads up on what you’ll be reading on….High school. It’s like pie. Everyone wants it but no one wants to get the fat that goes along with being a pig. Everyone would like to go back to high school, but no one wants to deal with all the crap. Don’t know what high school is? Let me say the full meaning of the abbreviation:

H – Habitat

I – In which

G- Greatly

H – Hormonal

S – Scholars

C – Can

H- Hunger

O- Over and

O- Obsess on

L- Lies

That pretty much covers it….sad isn’t it? I thought of that in 2 minutes. You should be proud of me. I sat and said to my self ‘Self? What is high school” and I replied unto myself ‘look at where you’re going dumbass’ and that’s when inspiration hit me…along with a wooden door.

--Rane