Ten Things I've learned from my BFF, Beluga1:

How to spell Leprechaun
That ice cream doesn't exist
That making sense is overrated
That dandelions can be very useful for combative purposes
How to get confused by a big word (combative means “for combat”)
How to IM w/ acronyms
That laughter is the best medicine (except if you have a cold and it stimulates you to cough)
That the world would be a more interesting place if it worked like "Apple Pie"

How to slap someone via a telephone line or IM box
That you should never officially give up, but it's fine to just not work on a story again for several years if ever cough (The Magic Leprechaun!) (But The Magic Leprechaun’s chapter 2 of 2 is finally up!)