A/N: This comes from the perspective of Cupid, the winged embodiment of love, as opposed to the first-person point of view from the first two.

This stupid archery set,
It's supposed to create love.
But for this one chap,
None of the shots hit the mark.

A tracing, winding path,
Ten or more girls since the first ended,
And no arrow has struck -
Must get this set repaired.

And so, dearest mortals, I write in need,
"Can't someone love this boy?"
Such a hopeless romantic,
A derelict in the Sea of Love.