“Uneventful”

Dear Diary,

The brontosaurus in the living room

Heard the news and went beserk

While Batman in the bathroom

Longingly sang “flowabada”

At the top of his gritty lungs.

The spectre with his candle

Ran amok among the halls,

Whining about stuff and nonsense

While the Saiyan in the guest room

Vainly attempted to eat Calcifer

In defense of Thepumaman,

Who Calcifer kept calling a pansy.

It was an uneventful day.