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I'M TIRED. YOUR LUCKY I COULD BE SO AMUSING.
YOU BETTER REVIEW OR I'LL BE PISSED.
now disregard anything retarded grammatically in this chappie. i'll fix it later. i know you all want an update so before i get got, here it is.
I looked into the mirror at my face, the face of someone who wanted to take a nose dive off the highest peak of Mount Everest. I'd never been so embarrassed in my LIFE and this is coming from a guy who's worst enemy humiliates him basically every day in a men's locker room. I swear it's worst than the time he filled my locker with dildo's and K.Y. which was fucking disgraceful. I kept the lube, But I swear I haven't used it. I just don't like to waste things. Which means I had to have a dildo auction, and amongst my weird ass classmates, so to say they went fairly quickly is an understatement.
I can't find the fucking Tylenol which is basically the only reason I'm in this bathroom, besides the fact that I'm supposed to be getting ready for school. Fuck that load of shit, I'm not going. David the Jock bitch will kill me on sight and I'm not in the mood for his brand of pain. I also don't want to stay in my house for reasons I don't feel I need to explain. And Michael is waiting down stairs. He'd better not laugh when I explain why I hung up on him.
"Then why is he laughing?" Oh, you think you’re funny Ann, but your not. She was here when we got to Michael's enough said.
"Because he saw your face,"I retorted. By the way Ann is my boyfriend’s best friend, and right now she’s not on my good side.
"Mm, good one," Ann muttered dryly as she pushed Michael aside and sat next to me.
"Hey! Do you mind?" Michael said staring at Ann as she turned to face me.
"Shut up Sir giggles, I need to speak," She turned back to me and stared hard. "So Raine, didn’t you think it might have been a wise course of action to, I dunno . . . lock your door?"
"Screw you," I pouted again.
"His door doesn’t have any locks," He knows that because he barged into my room after my mother let him in, bless her, I got sexually assaulted in my own home because I like to lay around in my towel after I bathe. How wrong is that?
"Get some," Wow not helpful.
" It's a bit late for that" I muttered
"Well for future cases." Michael pitched.
"Yeah I don't think I will ever touch myself in my own home again. Ever!" I rubbed my eyes and got up to walk around Ann and sit on my comfortable boyfriend.
"Michael?" I whispered. Oh, so sexily in his ear.
"What?" He said that like I wasn't sitting on his lap breathing against his neck. In what I say is a completely sexy way dammit!
"Let's skip school today." I bit the lobe of his ear for extra persuasiveness.
"No we have a test today and, you know I don't want any problems from your mother." Shittle sticks!
"Pleeeeease?" I moved my lips to his neck and ran my teeth over the skin there.
"Don't give me any hickies, I'm not changing my shirt."
--
I sat in Biology next to Michael who was taking his test silently. Oh, his ass is so not getting any. Ever. I quickly filled in the test, because I'm skilled like that and sat in the painfully silent room waiting for everyone else to get their asses into gear. Michael finished soon after me and returned to our shared desk with a smug smile on his sexy, he's still not getting any, lips.
"Why do you look so mad?" Mad? Me? Why ever would he think that?
"Fuck yourself." I growled in his direction.
"Oh. Whoa. What's with the hostility."
" Your virgin boyfriend offers himself to you and you-you . . . just brush me off?!" Kay, that was a bit loud judging by the eyes now focused in our direction. "For example!" I yelled at the uninvited listeners.
"Ssshh!" Our teacher hisses from the front of the room, completely absorbed in whatever porno he's watching at the moment.
"For example." I whispered harshly, pointing at the still staring faces.
"I didn't brush you off. Oh, and don't fool yourself I wouldn't be getting any regardless of whether we skipped or not." Michael whispered in my ear.
"Are you calling me frigid!" I yelled. Again that was a smidge on the loud side.
Michael laughed beside me when I flipped off everyone who was not minding their own damn business. I hope they all fail!
"No your very unfridgid, you just never let me go all the way."
"Oh, oh. No you didn't! I have morale!"
"More like low tolerance for pain."
"Silence! And OH MY GOD BITCH! Mind your own damn business!"
"Raine Everrest! Be quiet!" The teacher yelled at me.
I pouted and glared at Michael so he knew this was all his fault. All of it! He just gave me a sexy smile and blew my a kiss. Ass. Hole.
--
So lunch rolled around and I had done a fairly good job of ignoring David and his Jocks, during P.E. but for some strange fucking reason we ended up uncomfortably close to the table filled with jocks and cheer-clones. Someone planned this! I listened to David laugh and chant with his followers. They were probably discussing the size of their jock straps or what ever. But I was doing a super fantastic job of ignoring them because Michael was acting like a mental case.
"So, I propose a bet," Michael said as he finished arranging his grapes in an OCD fashion.
"What?" I watched a green grape roll over to a red one.
"I propose a bet."
"Why?"
"You want to prove your non-prudishness right?"
"I thought you said I was 'very unfridgid'."
"Regardless, I propose we have a challenge. today wheN we get home the first one to moan in pleasure, has to do whatever the winner says."
"Oh, so in other words you want to take advantage of my pure and sexy body." I said nodding. Michael leaned in and whispered to me.
"Exactly."
"Oh, so in other words you want to take advantage of my pure and sexy body."
"Exactly."
I think I just got really close to committing first degree murder. I clenched my fists and dragged Kendra's claws off my arm. Today is turning into shit really quick. First I got sexually assaulted by my should be ex-girlfriend who, as it turns out, is craftier than she looks, not smarter mind you. She threatened to tell my secret, like I care if people know. But I guess my openly staring down Raine in the halls clued her in, fucking hag. This just means I have to act quicker.
Then in the locker room Raine, clung onto that half naked son of a bitch and stayed well out of my reach. And now this shit. If fag-boy whispers in Raine's ear one more time god dammit I'm gonna punch out his vocal cords. Tight ass jeans wearing gay!
But I digress The plan is going to go well, if I can ever find a fucking time to do it!
"I Know. OHMIGOD David don't you think so?!" Kendra yelled like I was on the other side of the cafeteria.
"No I don't think so." I don't even know what the hell she's talking about
So as soon as we got how Michael dragged me into his bedroom to start our "challenge" I was shoved down, and pinned due to my weak build and shortness, which or course pissed me off. My shirt was quickly dragged over my head, and thrown in some direction above my head.
"Michael! Get the hell off me!" I clutched at the silky strands of his hair trying to remove his mouth from my stomach. It tickled. He just ran his tongue along my hip bone slower and into the band of my jeans. Okay that didn't tickle at all. I bit my lips hard, as he licked over my skin heatedly.
"Goddammit! Take your tongue out of there!" He nipped lightly at my skin as he brought this mouth back up to cover my hipbone and . . . suck, sweet God. My skin tingled where his tongue licked and I arched my back without thinking.
"Christ!" I have got to stop blaspheming the lord's name.
He ran is tongue over my ribs until he found a sensitive spot and pushed in slightly, then bit and sucked gently until I was grinding my teeth to keep from groaning his name.
"Holy mother fucking Mary virgin mother of Jesus Christ!" I tried to push him off but I was shaking too much and my arms were weak and heavy.
"I hope you know this is b-ah-basically rape." I muttered, he bit me on the nipple, not even denying his assault on my over sensitive skin. He sucked scraping his teeth roughly along my collar bone, until they sunk into my neck, biting softly at first then gradually harder until he got me to give him a loud unmistakable moan of pleasure.
"HA! I win!" Michael yelled sitting up suddenly. I put my feet on his chest and forced him off the bed, enjoying his grunt of surprise and the sound of him falling to the floor.
"This time bitch, I'll get you back later." I sat up and put my feet on his belly so I could warm my frozen toes.
"Oh will you?" He put his hands behind his head and basked in his victory. Smug idiot.
"Why is it so cold in here?" I asked rubbing my feet against warm skin.
"Maybe you miss my heat."
"Someone is delusional."
"From heat loss?"
"Shut up."
"Make me." Michael growled as he grabbed my legs and hauled me off the bed so I sat straddled on his hips.
"Demanding aren't we?"
"Only when your involved."
"What exactly are you getting at?" I asked bending over so I could put our lips only, a small distance apart and he licked his own lips and looked up at me with a sexy smirk. I smiled back waiting. He leaned forward and whispered, his breathe tracing across my mouth, he smelled like mint and sweetness. Shut up, he does!
"Can you . . . ?"
"What?"
"Make me a sandwich."
soooo not in the mood to do an ode to reveiwers sexy as you are.
so just know you rock without me having to say it ( you don't need my flattery all the time)
but thankies to:Quinty, pfeiffer, Kyuuketsuki-Yaoi-Fan, CaFFy, Jeniv, shellbell10, DevilishMisfit, mcgoddess, Rainbowelectric, kapoki-kuusuke, and Bi-curious George!
Need Sleeeeeep!!