-1A/N HEY EVERYONE!!! So… here’s a riddle. What happens when you put two very strange girls in one very strange science class?? Wanna find out? Read and see, m’kay? OH, and don’t forget to leave a review!!

Oh, and this story was co-written (incase you didn’t get that above) YAH! So, you might not understand everything cause of our many ununderstandable inside jokes!!

A super-Duper Awesome Story of Randomness By hollyandmisltoe and flyingpiggie!

There once was a little boy named Burt with OTCD-- Obsessive Taco Consumption Disorder. That’s right, he couldn’t stop eating tacos! One day, he went down to his favorite taco take out. Thee--

--Macho Paco Taco! He was good friends with Macho Taco and he got three free tacos a day. But when he got to Macho Paco Taco, he found--

--out that Macho Paco had left on vacation, and left in charge his pet Hippo, Critical. Critical didn’t let Burt have any free tacos… GASP! Poor Burt… however, Burt hatched a plan. His plan was--

--to go and find a colorful wig, big shoes and a giant red ball. He ran as fast as he could to the Macho Paco Taco in an hour (give him a break, he was wearing size nineteen shoes). He ran into the Macho Paco Taco, and--

--said “I am the famous Circus Clown from Pooca Looca (don’t laugh.. Okay, go ahead) and I demand free tacos to feed my Pooca-Loocian Circus group!!” The Hippo put his huge elephant-hippo paws on his Hippo hips and said--

--”Hippos aren’t critical!” Burt the new clown stared at him. “What?”

“Hippos aren’t critical!” he repeated, and turned to--

--his special thirty-year-old taco, whom he never ate and kept to talk to. “Mr. Taco, I don’t think he should be allowed in here if he doesn’t get it, do you?” And the taco--

--said “…” Critical repeated, “Oh Mr. Taco, should this stupid looking clown be allowed in the Macho Paco Taco!?” The taco--

--was suddenly kidnapped by a flying beaver! “Muhahaha!” the beaver said, flying through the roof. “I now possess the Holy Taco of Ancient Glory! With this taco, I will be able to--

--but Burt, with a growl, jumped on the flying beaver, and attempted to take the taco away from him! The beaver just smiled and said--

--”you silly cheese grater! You cannot defeat me! I am dun dun dun Super Beaver!!!” And with that, Super Beaver--

--flew out the window into the sky, cackling and humming: “budda-bum, budda-bum, budda bumbumbum!” the Critical Hippo turned to Burt, and said--

--”Good bye, Taco Stealing Clown! And remember this: Hippos aren’t critical! It could save you one day.” Burt threw off is clown stilettos and screamed--

--”Donde esta mis pantelones!? Yo necisito un taco! Ulacion!! Yo hablo espanol!”--

--Burt heard the hippo gasp before he and Super Beaver(!) flew out of sight. “Where are we going??” Burt yelled. Super beaver gave a wicked grin and said--

-- “Once upon a time, there was a land of macho tacos, and aborido burritos.”--

--”So you’re taking me there?” asked Burt. “No you silly-o Why would you think that? You’re coming with me to the land of marshmallows! Once I get there, I will take this taco and--”

--but super beaver suddenly flew into a stop sign and collapsed to the ground with a thunk and a bunk. I guess beavers just aren’t meant to fly…--

--The super-duper-extra-special-sacred taco rolled out of his super paw and into Burt’s paw. Now, if you recall, Burt had, and still has, OTCD; and to eat the world’s most famous taco? Shaw, excitement! He was just about to take a bite, when suddenly--

--Critical the hippo jumped on Burt’s afro of colors and hung onto it. Burt ran around in circles, screaming in pain, without realizing that it was not his real hair. Suddenly, Burt’s hand slipped and--

--the super ancient special taco shell…

BROKE

IN

HALF!!

“Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!” screamed Critical. “My baby! I never had the chance to sell you on eBay!”--

--”No,” Burt shook his head. is sooo much better. By the by, how much were you willing to sell it for?”--

--”Dude,” said Critical. “I love Amazon! You aren’t as bad as I thought! I was actually thinking of selling it in exchange for the totally sweet hamburger of Atlantis. Did you know that they had In-And-Out in Atlantis? Anywho, the person selling the hamburger--

--an OHCF! Obsessive Hamburger Consuming Freak! And before he could sell it, he ate it. But then paid me.. I really don’t know why… but the point is--

-- something you must remember your whole life long. It’s the fact that… Hippos. Aren’t. Critical!!” But before Burt could even say “I’m confused”, guess who walked in through the door? None other than--

--Maco the giant Taco!--

--”OMG!” screamed Burt, hurling himself onto the floor. “I am your biggest fan! Omg, I was so lol, I was rotflmao!” The giant taco glided forward and said in his deep, taco voice--

--”EAT ME!”--

--It was just too much for Burt. It was like, his biggest dream. (It was his other biggest dream for hollyandmistltoe to stop being lazy and write more, hint hint, BY THE WAY) And what did Burt do? He--

--jumped on the taco hugging and kissing him (sorry piggy)--

--”I knew it all along!” screamed Critical. “You don’t like to eat tacos… you like to have romantic relationships with them! The giant taco is a girl!? I never knew!” The giant taco said “Of course I’m a girl! My name is--

-- MACOTA CHILOLA MINONA TIQUITO MAMITO! And--

--PIQUITA! And Burt is my bff: boyfriend forever!--

--lalalalalalalalalala, oh yeah, I’m really spastic--

--suddenly, (because things were getting random to like, an extreme) a giant jellybean flavored flew through the window! “Get your hands off my darling MACOTA CHILOLA MINONA TIQUITO MAMITO! She’s--

--Melinda Marshmellow’s!”

“Who’s Melinda Marshmellow?”

“She’s… ME!!”--

--”No!” said Burt. “This tall drink of taco is staying with me!”

“Oh, I don’t care about your precious taco lover, I have come to get revenge on Super Beaver’s death! He was sniff my secret lover!”--

--Right then… at that moment, SUPER BEAVER walked into the Macho Paco Taco! “My head hurts,” he said.--

--”OMG!” screamed all the screaming paparazzi, that magically appeared out side the shattered window. “It’s Super Beaver! This is an OMG moment!” But it gets better, who should walk in afterward, but--

--MR PAUL!!! “Calm down all you mud monkeys, put your helmets on!”--

-- And with that, the paparazzi ran for their lives. They had heard of Mr. Paul’s notorious loogey hawking, and needed to get out of there ASAP. And what did Mr. Paul do? Why he--

--took out a Bunsen Burner, and brought it to his face. “Muahahaha!” Then Burt stepped forward. “Mr. Paul, can I eat a taco now? I’m going to the bathroom to cough wash my hands.”--

-- “No you may not eat a taco in my Science Lab of doom, m’kay Burt-o?” Critical put his hands on his hippo hips. “Excuse me, Mr. Bunsin-Burner-Beast, but this is MY taco take-out! And you may not be here unless you want a taco.”--

--”Wait, don’t listen to that block-a-blubba. Listen to me, Super Beaver! And I say you give the taco to my superness, and my super-clownic sidekick, Burtonian!”

“It’s Burt.”
“No, it’s BURTONIAN!”--

--”But the Taco cracked!” cried Burt in despair. “WHAT!?” said Super Beaver.

“WHAT!?” said Mr. Paul.

“WHAT!?” said Critical

“WHAT!?” said Melinda Marshmellow

“WHAT!?” said the female giant taco

“QUE?” said Burt. “Oh wait, I was the one who said the taco cracked.. My bad!”--

--“You cracked the majestic magical magnificent taco!?” cried Critical. A tear formed in his eye. “Oh please!” cried Super beaver. “If it were that magical it would heal itself!”

“My taco-laco-maco-choco-paco-PACO??!!”--

-- “What is going on in here?” said a voice from the door. It was Maco Paco, back from vacation! (yes, a 20 minute vacation.. Some of us just have a short attention span, m’kay!?) “OMG!” screamed Meli the Marshmellow. “Now--

-- I can drool over your beautiful taco-ness hansome-ness!” runs over and grabs his hand “Melinda Marshmellow, I thought you were going to wait for me! sniff sniff” said Super Beaver. “Never fear, Super Beaver! Samantha the Strawberry is here for you!”--

--And then Sam the Strawberry walked through the door. “Super Beaver! My love!” And she rushed into Super Beaver’s arms. C’mon everybody… awwwww…--

--And then there was a Triple Wedding; Meli the Marshmellow to Maco Paco, Samantha Strawberry to Super Beaver, and Burt the Little Clown with OCTD to the Giant Female Taco.--

--THE END!… or is it!?--

--But Burt never found the perfect taco. And Willson never found the perfect golden blender. (we’ll explain) Will our hero’s ever find their love? STAY TUNED!! ….

Yes, tuned!!

A/N YAH!!! Well, I’m happy you stuck through the randomness all the way through… or, just skipped to the bottom of the page to read this, same diff…

Anywho, yes, we are completely aware of our insanity and it would be much appreciated if you would donate some money to send us to an insane asylum ! (Just joking, who ever said we aren’t already in one?)

anyway, if you liked the story or just thought it was “interesting” leave a review. We have another story coming up, about Wilson the Talking Gorilla and His Search for the Perfect Golden Blender!

Again, STAY TUNED!!