Wizards, Needles, and a Heart

Mister, mister,

Excuse me sir

I need some help,

Will you confer?

I lost something that’s very small

I think I lost it at the ball

It’s small and red

And goes thump, thump

It hurt my head

And made a bump

Can you help me?

Mister, please!

Come and help me,

Please, please, please!

If you help me

You will see

That it’s broken

And needs me

Oh, but my dear girl,

How did it break?

Well, there’s this boy,

He’s quite a fake

He took it from me,

Smashed it up,

Got some scissors

And tore it up

Now my heart

It’s ripped in two

Thrown apart,

It makes me blue

Oh, don’t worry

There’s no hurry

I’m a wizard,

Don’tcha know?

We’ll find your heart,

Get both parts

And put it back together again

Thank you, thank you!

Thanks a bunch!

Of course dear girl,

Let’s go have lunch!

So we had lunch,

Had quite a munch

Then set in search of my heart

Then finally we found the parts!

Now, said the wizard, we need thread,

And needle,

Bread,

And beetle,

To make your heart as one

So he summoned the thread

And needle,

Bread,

And beetle,

And, viola! It was done!

(Now only to find the boy who did it!)