Cootie man!

Cootie man

Does whatever a pedophile can,

Makes a toy, any size,

Catches children, just like flies,

Look out! Here comes the cootie-man!

Is he perverted? Listen, Dude!

Fifty times, he’s been sued.

Is he in your state?

Take a look over your gate.

Hey there, there goes the Cootie-man!

In the chill of night,

At the scene of the crime,

Like a streak of light

He ran away just in time.

Cootie-man,

Hide your children if you can,

Decency and felonies, he's ignored

Action is his reward,

To him, life is crazy,

Though he’ll never get lazy,

I hope you’ll never find the Cootie-man!