I really do hate him
He bothers the shit out of me
I won't even say anything
And he'll be beating on me like Mohammad Ali

None of my friends like him
And none of my friends like me
I guess we kind of have something in common
Our hate and my lack of camaraderies

He really ruins my life
Everytime I hear or see him
Even his typing through Facebook kills me
Why is he living? There really is no reason

His ways of killing me are lame
Honestly, shooting me with an air soft gun?
My choice would be fire and sharks
At least I know I would have won

He wants us to be out of his life
But yet he keeps coming back to fight
He just keeps adding wood to the fire
And uses swear words with all of his might

Two of my friends have dated him
I don't really see why
What they see in him is invisible to me
Unless they like shittyness in a guy

I just can't wait till he graduates and leaves
Out of this country or maybe this world
He can become an astronaut and fly to Pluto
And during space training I don't care if he hurls

But I have to live with him for now
And even though hating is a sin
He's a jerk, an ass, and a conceited bastard
Yeah, I really do hate him.