I got a polite complaint that my previous quotes were written by others so here are some quotes that I made up by myself, not right now, but I use to backtalk to my friends hope you enjoy!

“Love is like a flower, watch it die.”

“Common sense is what tells us the world is flat.”

“Yo mamma in Spanish is literally ‘I mother’ or ‘my mother’.”

“Don’t piss me off cause I’ll tell you to piss off.”

“Love is in the air and its suffocating me here.”

“WHY WON’T YOU WORK?!”