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Author: WishIWasAnEagle
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Reviews: 3 - Published: 02-22-08 - Updated: 02-23-08 - Complete - id:2479192

Classical Quotes

Live every day as if it were our last

I don’t think I could say goodbye every day

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog

Maybe but I still think a terrier wouldn’t win against a great dane

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it

That’s ‘cause some people are blind

Let sleeping dogs lie

What if there’s a fire?

The world is round and the place that may seem like the end may also be the beginning

But where is the end? Where is the beginning?

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work

Nobody and nothing is perfect, why pretend?

I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try please everyone

You cant win can you?

In a mad world, only the mad are sane

And only the completely contradictory statements are true

Never judge a book by its cover

So if I look at a book with pictures of stars on the front do I assume it’s about something else?

Money cannot buy happiness

Why not? If it can buy you houses and pools and cars and private jets what more do you need ? How selfish are you?

Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them

What about the rest of us?

It is not enough to speak, but to speak truly

But how can a person speak this quote truly for there has never been a person that has not spoke a lie

What is decreed, must be!

I’d like to see a law decreed that not one person disobeyed

Expectation is the root of all heartache

And heartache is the root of stress and stress the root of headaches, never expect anything and you’ll never have headaches (unless they’re migraines)


sometimes i wonder whether i am a true pessimist at heart but i hate hearing statments that are false

i hope you found them funny cause they were meant to be

thanks for reading tell me what you think and if you can find a quote that is truly true tell me and maybe my pessimist heart shall begin to thaw



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