A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

Not if the two in the bush are rare paradise birds and the one in your hand is a sparrow

A fool and his money are soon parted

Maybe he’s in debt

A stitch in time saves nine

What if there are ten people in danger?

Actions speak louder than words

Not if you cant see them

All good things must come to an end

Yet bad things can carry on evermore

All that glitters is not gold

But it might be diamonds, silver, crystals, platinum, who knows?

All’s well that ends well

That’s easy for you to say what about those guys who died

All work and no play make jack a dull boy

Do all work and no play make Mary a dull girl?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

Are doctors afraid of apples?

Appearances are deceptive

Damn, now I have to wonder if my cat truly is a cat, hmmmmm

Ask no questions, hear no lies

Ask no questions, hear no truths, it’s all the same.

Barking dogs seldom bite

But what if they do?

Beauty is only skin deep

Not if you get plastic surgery, then you can have implants, bone and cartilage reshaped, even better working organs, there’s no end to it!

Beggars can’t be choosers

But can smoochers be choosers

Better safe than sorry

Gosh! The things they teach these days. What happened to saying sorry?

Better to live with honour that die with shame

What if you lived a shameful life then died an honourable death, is that better?