Author: l337 r0cX3r PM
Toilet Water was written because my sister bet me I couldn't just make a story up on the spot. So I wrote this inane little drabble about a band that is sitting on their bus. A bandmate brings up a ridiculous question for answer.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Words: 134 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 02-28-08 - Status: Complete - id: 2481747
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"Do you remember that arena we played at in Montana? The one with the really disgusting toilets?" Adam asked.
"Yeah… Why?" Jack asked.
"Okay… If there was a nuclear bomb dropped on the Earth and all the water was contaminated except for what was incased in porcelain, and the only water we could find was in those toilets, would you drink it?" Adam asked.
"No… because there are other toilets other places then at that arena." Neil answered.
Booker interceded, "But what if all the other toilets had been destroyed in the initial explosion? What if those toilets where the only ones left on Earth?"
"Dude, Adam didn't say that…"
"Well, I'm saying it now… What would you do? Would you drink the toilet water, or would you rather die?"