DREAM CATALOGUE

by Anthony Mercer

All dreams are mine unless otherwise stated in brackets next to the title.

--Dates shown are the dates for waking up.

Some things you should know:

-Dream RCS means the school in my dreams, which, in my dream, I think of as Robert Clack School Upper Site, although it looks nothing like it.

-Dream RCS Mk II is a completely different version, which appears much less often.

-Dream Connor's House occasionally (but rarely) replaces Connor's house in my dreams.

-Dream Philip's House - ditto.

-Connor's forum http://connorconway. Bluff My Bluff, a card game my friends and I made

-PDS People Doing Stuff, a cartoon my friends and I are making

-(¿) - The writing here is impossible to read. It may have said something entirely different.

5th April 2007

Philip, Connor, and I were in an ICT classroom. Connor found something written by him in someone's book, but it wasn't the book he had put it in. Then, Philip and I were running on the astroturf, and he asked me whether Nobunaga was the boy or the girl. I said that Nobunaga was the boy, and Narumasu was the girl.

6th April 2007

I was in a classroom. I was supposed to be doing English work, but instead I was on the internet. There was a list of Samurai Warriors characters: I clicked on Kenshin Uesugi. The page it led to was blank, except for a couple of squiggles and two lines from Romeo and Juliet.

10th April 2007

I was reading a weird alternate version of David Copperfield, in which he doesn't know his mother's name, and it starts with the family moving house.

11th April 2007 - Dream 1

Mr Carder was our supply teacher. He read a poem about a "stumpy midge". Then he taught us some weird language; he spelled the English wrong on purpose, but we thought that it was part of that language and copied it.

11th April 2007 - Dream 2

I was holding a piece of paper which showed the conjugation of a Latin verb. I gave it to someone. Then, a dog chased me into an episode of Torchwood. Captain Jack and Gwen were in a van driven by Phyllis from Life on Mars. The van was parked in a hospital hallway. Phyllis was dressed as a fairy, and showed Gwen something in her hand. Gwen said: "You mean it's here and three miles away at the same time?"

Then, another Captain Jack entered the hallway. Gwen, who was now outside the van, said to Jack: "I have something for you to cure. Umm..." She looked around, and pointed to a mouldy old sheet on the floor.

12th April 2007

I was writing down what my dream was.

13th April 2007

I was at a computer, reading a weird Wikipedia page which I didn't understand.

14th April 2007

I don't remember much about this, except that it involved Ryan Tunney, a gun, a wig, and Billy Meakin saying "Hi!"

20th April 2007

I was using a strange laptop. I was on Internet Explorer. Then, the screen went blank. When it came back on, it was running Excel.

21st April 2007

My dad and I were playing an arcade game. My brother came over, and told us that he and my mum had been on holiday with us the whole time - we just hadn't noticed them.

25th April 2007 - Dream 1

I was reading a menu. Two of the options were Seafood Chicken and Freephone Call.

25th April 2007 - Dream 2

I was on a weird forum, on which you could check all the other forums you're a member of.

29th April 2007

Doctor Who was about to start - we missed 13 minutes of it.

30th April 2007

Connor and I were in his room. We had just finished making a comic strip. Connor said to me: "Good job we're finished - it's due in tomorrow!" I replied: "Oh! I was gonna give it in next Tuesday!"

6th May 2007

A horse with an extra head sticking out of its backside was running around. Then, it grew a load of extra legs.

7th May 2007

A girl and I became companions of the First Doctor. He showed us a strange dinosaur thingy at three stages in its life. Then, we saw the inside of someone's brain, and it looked like a roll of film.

9th May 2007 - Dream 1

An Indian man with a huge nose was shouting at me in Indian. As he spoke, he was subtitled.

9th May 2007 - Dream 2

I appeared to drown, then woke up in hospital. The doctors told me that this was my first sign of being able to remember anything for three weeks, and they showed me videotape of when I couldn't remember anything. For someone reason, the version of me on the videotape looked like Marshall.

13th May 2007

A cat was strangling Marshall; then, I died.

16th May 2007

I was in the Dream RCS. I was late for Maths. When I got there, Mr Moody was teaching a Science lesson. All of the students from my Science class were there.

17th May 2007

My family and I were watching a giant TV. The as yet non-existent Foolish News Episode 7 began, showing me dancing to a random tune.

19th May 2007

I stayed up late watching TV. I woke Stephen up, and was teleported to Mr Moody's Science class, where he was talking about poor people.

25th May 2007

I was using Connor's laptop. I went on a weird website and looked up Terry Pratchett.

26th May 2007

Philip, Connor, and I were walking to school along an old, rickety bridge, in the rain. The river below was flooded and almost up to the level of the bridge.

29th May 2007

Philip and I were watching Doctor Who. The Tenth Doctor crawled down a metal corridor. Suddenly, it was struck by lightning, and "TO BE CONTINUED" appeared.

Later, we were in Dream RCS Mk II. In a hall, a BMB tournament was in progress. The contestants were me, Mr Moody, Connor, Philip, Nisha, and Adam. Mr Moody said, "Oooh... anyone got a Take Back?" Nisha said, "Oh, I have!" They traded one of their cards each. Then, Mr Moody played Big Dirty Discus to take two of my cards, then played Take Back to put Big Dirty Discus back into his hand.

Then, the "Hiding Game" started. Our team was the same as the BMB players, except that Nisha and Connor were replaced by Ms McNamara, Jack, Thomas, Nicholas, and various DCs. We assembled in a hall similar to the BMB one, and then the game began.

At one point, Jack was helping me. We were both on all fours and barking like dogs. Somewhere along the line, Thomas joined us, acting in the same way. We caught Connor, and made him part of our team. Then, we took a break in the hall we assembled in before, with the rest of our team. Philip and Ms McNamara sorted out the sleeping bags, while Connor and Adam got the drinks. Connor's drink was orange, and was called "Opiously". Adam's drink was red, and was called "Opiously Orange". Connor looked at Adam's drink, and said, "Wow! That's funny for Adam!" As he said this, I realised it was a dream.

30th May 2007(apparently, I woke at 7:44, according to a note I added)

We were on a school trip to some sort of museum. There was this challenge where there were clues telling us where to go. We weren't allowed out of the Victorian-style rooms - if we entered the modern ones, we had to leave. Also, I was a werewolf. When we saw another werewolf, Mustafa told everyone that I was a werewolf, and they expected me to fight it. I escaped into a modern pub, and had to find my way back. I went another way, but this led to a video arcade.

2nd June 2007

I was watching a live-action version of PDS. It was a three-parter where they're on holiday.

7th June 2007

I was in some sort of greyish room. On the wall was a big TV screen, showing an Oriental leader giving a speech. He was standing with his back to the sea. He announced that he would be firing his mascot, Barny the Bear. The crowd gave an angry reaction, and he had a heart attack and fell into the sea. I looked away from the screen, and saw a Chinese woman taking her hands off and putting them back on again. Every time she did this, she grew extra fingers.

23rd June 2007

I was watching Doctor Who. The Tenth Doctor and Martha Jones were on a train as the Doctor's mind was being messed up by the Master's technology - because his Time Lord mind was so powerful, it affected the world around him, reverting him to the Ninth Doctor, and causing Rose Tyler and Jamie McCrimmon to appear from nowhere.

24th June 2007

I was searching the internet for a picture from Super Mario Bros 3. All of the results were from forums I was a member of.

25th June 2007

I was in a music shop, looking at CDs. As I sat down with my dad and Stephen, it turned into TV show, and I was being told I had won a prize. Then, I realised I was just watching this on YouTube in Oliver's bedroom, surrounded by about six other boys.

30th June 2007

I arrived at Dream Connor's House, where his mum was complaining that all the post she was getting contained identical DVDs about heart disease. I gave Connor his present. When he opened it, instead of the book, there was one of those same DVDs which his mum was annoyed about.

8th July 2007 - Dream 1

I was watching a non-existent episode of The Simpsons. The family were camping right next to a theme park, but Marge and Homer wouldn't led the kids go in. Annoyingly, from where they were, the kids could see other kids having fun. However, they met some posh rich kids who looked exactly like them. The rich kids were bored of riding the same rides over and over and agreed to switch places.

8th July 2007 - Dream 2

I was playing a NES-style Doctor Who side-scrolling platformer. Suddenly, I was in a street at night. I bought some stuff, got lost, and tripped over. Then, I was playing the Doctor Who game again, controlling Martha Jones.

19th July 2007

I was in a P.E. changing room in a library. My bag was missing, so I started walking around the room, punching everyone. Then, Mr Goyette walked in and I punched him. Then, I went to the police station and told them about my missing bag. Just as I finished, a vulture flew in with my bag on its back, and crashed into a wall. Suddenly, I was watching a non-existent episode of The Simpsons, in which Marge joins Lisa in being a vegetarian. She becomes really skinny, so goes back to eating meat.

21th July 2007

I was back on work experience, but at a different school (possibly Robert Clack Lower?). I helped out during a Year 7 Maths test (appeared to be in Room 3, an Art room). Then, they made me an ICT teacher, and I sat down in my classroom, waiting for the technicians to set everything up for my first lesson.

24th July 2007

Continuing from the above dream. I was in the ICT office (from Jo Richardson?) messing around on a computer. Then, I went into an assembly, which included announcements about the new Harry Potter book and the Queen visiting the school. When I left the hall, I saw Connor waiting outside the office. I said, "Done with work experience?" He replied, "No, I'm waiting for Miss Robinson." Then, I walked out.

25th July 2007 - Dream 1

I was reading a newspaper article. It said that a Japanese nobleman named Moi Toroyomi was looking for an heir. They translated his name as Moi Gun-On-Stick.

25th July 2007 - Dream 2

Philip, Angie, Matthew, Steven, and I were at a museum which looked like Jo Richardson. They went up in a lift as I went to the toilet. When I went into the lift, there were toilet cubicles in it. I went to the toilet, and when I came out of the cubicle, someone else went into it. They weren't in the lift before.

25th July 2007 - Dream 3

I was returning to Robert Clack Lower one last time before leaving forever. (Eh?) Stephen and I got into what we thought was a lift; however, it led into a waste dump. We had to throw ourselves out of the lift.

26th July 2007

I was watching a spin-off from Friends in which they all got superpowers. It turned into a programme about that programme, with a director saying, "Those cowboys loved working with Joey."

28th July 2007

I was reading a Wikipedia article about a Japanese girl who was teaching her German sister how to speak Japanese.

29th July 2007

I was standing outside outside an ICT classroom, waiting for Mr Hams. By the time I was allowed in, it was 3:30, and I had to leave.

On the way home, Stephen and I got lost, and took shelter in a fast-food place where, in real life, Wash Stop is.

30th July 2007

My brother and I were in his room. I was giving him a book called "Augustus's Poems to Octavius", by J.R.R. Tolkien.

31st July 2007

I was lying in my mum and dad's bed. Their room looked like it used to before it was redecorated. A maniacally laughing, homosexual-looking man flew in through the window and started trying to grab me. I tried to scream, couldn't and BECAME LUCID. I made six Samurai appear with huge swords and begin attacking him. The samurai had red bars above their heads as if they were enemies from Samurai Warriors.

2nd August 2007

There was a race between Hitler and a fat bloke, and I was organising it. At the same time, I was typing up an episode of People Doing Stuff.

5th August 2007 - Dream 1

I was watching a non-existent episode of The Simpsons in which an old couple were watching an old fat woman excercising.

5th August 2007 - Dream 2

I was in a mixture of Hogwarts and my house. I crept downstairs to retrieve a "Lumosphere". (What?) I found it on top of the TV paper we usually get. My mum and nan told me I'd better be back in the dormitory quick, or I'd get caught.

5th August 2007 - Dream 3

Philip asked if he could do Mrs Zhang's voice in People Doing Stuff. He tried, and it sounded terrible.

8th August 2007

I was in a room with Philip in Dream Connor's House. I told him I didn't think he should do Harley's voice in People Doing Stuff. He said "Oh, okay." Then, I went into another room, where me and five other boys played a cross between Mazan and Samurai Warriors. The main character looked like Masamune with both eyes, and was called Tadakatsu. Then, I went downstairs to Connor, who was playing the same game. I told him about those five boys, and he told me I must have dreamt it, but when I told him they were playing that same game, then he believed me. Suddenly, I was the one playing the game, and it was in an arcade, with Stephen standing where I was before. My parents called, and I left the arcade.

9th August 2007

Connor and I were in a sci-fi shop. The writer of a new Doctor Who book was doing a signing. Connor and I went to the desk with our copies. The guy went to sign them, but then saw a girl near his desk, and said to her, "Have you ever given birth?" I met Cassie outside the shop, and told her what had just happened. Then, I met my dad as we entered the restaurant, and told him as well.

The inside of the restaurant was really posh with big chandeliers. The flowers were red. On the way to the toilet, I saw Connor's mum and nan, sitting with a more realistic version of the old couple from The Simpsons. At the next table were Connor, Taylor, and Marshall. When I told my mum at the other end of the restaurant, she said, "But they promised not to come!" She asked whether they had seen me - I said "yes" as I had said hello to Connor's mum.

Then, the entertainment began. Two girls from my school were dancing on stage. I looked at the queue of girls waiting to dance. I recognised the first few, and thought "Is it all girls I know?" I looked at the others, and recognised none of them.

13th August 2007 - Dream 1

We were on a beach, but my teachers kept telling me to go back to school. Then, we watched a band singing Spokesman really slowly and with weird extra lines. Then, a non-existent episode of 8 Simple Rules started.

13th August 2007 - Dream 2

Philip and I were either spies or actors playing spies in a play - it kept changing. Whichever we were, the play/actual thing was set in the mid-1800s. We were building a "castle", made of cardboard. A mad inventor guy accidentally saw some of the blueprints, but we got rid of him by saying it was just scrapped plans for an "internet" that lets you communicate with anyone. A little while later, a parade started. The same inventor guy was announcing, "With the internet, you could only communicate anywhere. But with my new invention, the car, you can go anywhere!" A huge crowd gathered, including me and Philip. I said to Philip, "I bet a load of this crowd are time-travellers. I mean, 50 of any crowd have got to be time-travellers!"

Probably 13th August 2007 (Stephen)

I was playing a game. I had to get all of the gems in the level, but only got 1.

14th August 2007 - Dream 1

I discovered I had the power to move things with my mind. I showed Stephen in my room by moving two placemats. Then, in his room, he asked me to make a POKÉMON appear. I couldn't do it.

14th August 2007 - Dream 2

I was watching/playing a movie/game which involved a studio, where Trevor McDonald was reading the news, being attacked by aliens.

14th August 2007 (Stephen)

I was playing snooker with Daddy and his (non-existent) friends and brothers. I went back to the game from the previous dream. I got all the gems. I found fruit and leaves - the one in the middle was the leaf symbol from ACWW. One of these leaves was the end. I used my shovel to dig up the end, and my character said, in Mario's voice, "Here we go!" The next level was unlocked. However, I went back to that level, and my archenemy found me and made me kill someone.

15th August 2007 - Dream 1

A man came to our house claiming it was about the boiler, but he was really trying to steal from us.

15th August 2007 - Dream 2

A cat was on my shoulder, scratching it. I tried to scream, couldn't, and became lucid. I swiped at the cat a couple of times, which killed it. Then, I stopped being lucid, and everything dissolved into Dream 3.

15th August 2007 - Dream 3

- Note: I don't remember this dream at all, and I'm just copying what the record says.

I was watching a TV show. Someone thought he could hear "ghosts", but it was just a reflection of what someone had said when they were alive. (Eh?) Then, two villagers dumped the missing parts of a statue (its genitals and knees) into a dumpster.

16th August 2007

Something about a newspaper article saying that girls are fatter than boys, and a P.E. top which was really tall, but of normal width.

19th August 2007 - Dream 1

Stephen Fry had an arcade game, and Mitherhal Besly (¿) was appearing in a play.

19th August 2007 - Dream 2

My mum got annoyed at me for not taping Austin Powers. Then, I realised we'd already seen it, and then deleted it.

21st August 2007 - Dream 1

I was watching a non-existent episode of Rodney. He was late for a Spuds (¿) match, because all different things kept getting in the way, such as a half-eaten sofa covered in blood.

21st August 2007 - Dream 2

This was sort of like a lucid dream - I knew the whole way through that it was a dream, but I couldn't control it at all. At the start, some weird stuff happened outside my house. An unknown boy, an unknown girl, and I walked along a road and reached what I thought of as "Ilford", although it looked nothing like it. There was a sign outside a shop advertising Anthrax. We went into one of the many supermarkets, and bought as much as possible, because we didn't know when we'd see another shop. (Eh?) The boy bought some "Homosexual Drink". When I asked him why, he said, "We have to get everything we can!" I reminded myself to tell Connor about it when the dream was over. Then, we went to the shop next door, where we got loads more food. The boy got some more "Homosexual Drink", saying, "It doesn't make me gay, 'cos the labels are facing me." Then, there was some stuff about a holiday camp, and a boy in a devil mask. I thought, "When I wake up-"

22nd August 2007

I was in a chalet bedroom with Moe Syzslak, who turned into Connor. We saw Bill Oddie out of the window. He started to strip, so me and Connor talked to each other whilst staring at the wall rather than at him.

23rd August 2007

My school was doing a really crap play. There appeared to be no audience, and it was late at night. One girl, dressed as a fairy, held a sign saying "ZERO!". Adam, Philip, Connor, and I were waiting for our cue. I asked Philip if we were performing Heroes - he said we're missing Maths for it. Then I said, "Oh, yeah, we always go to school at 10pm on a Tuesday to learn Maths!" Then, Philip said that Jack told him we were in the same Maths classes in Year 11. (That turned out to be right.)

24th August 2007

My family and I were on holiday again. First, we were on a dance floor. Then, we went on a ride. It was a weird oval thing. My mum and dad got in one together, but Stephen tried to get in one on his own and got stuck.

25th August 2007

We were playing a strange game that looked a bit like cricket. My team was losing.

28th August 2007 - Dream 1

I was in a lesson in Dream RCS. I was taught by a crappy teacher similar to Miss Kiruthi. I dropped my money. A girl picked it up, and wouldn't give it back. The teacher told her to keep it, until I said I needed it; then she made her give it back.

28th August 2007 - Dream 2

I was at a party. It started in a room like my nan's frontroom, with almost everyone I know, plus a load of DCs, crammed into the room. Then, everyone went into different rooms. Stephen entered the bedroom, and a load of other kids (some real, some not) came with me into a made-up dining room. The real kids included Holly, Tosin, Zizi, Billy, Chris Joyce, and Hazel, among others. I began playing a game. When I was done with it, and turned it off, I saw that everyone had left except for me and Holly. She showed me what she was doing on the internet. I carried on playing my game for a while, and when I looked up, Holly was gone. I went into the bedroom, and Stephen was playing a PSP. It looked as if the case was still on.

29th August 2007 - Dream 1

I spent ages walking around Dream RCS, trying to find the right P.E. changing room. When I got there, it turned out we weren't doing P.E.!

29th August 2007 - Dream 2

ITV1 were showing new episodes of The Simpsons at 6. Channel 4's schedule, instead of "6:00 The Simpsons 6:30 Hollyoaks", had somehow become "5:00 The Simpsons 5:30 Supernanny".

30th August 2007

I was watching a sketch show. There was a woman in a wheelchair, and a man pushing it. The man didn't know the woman could walk. (Sound familiar...?) The man kept trying to kill her, but the woman knew that, so she always escaped.

1st September 2007

Some weird tall things with a load of jewels were staying with us. I damaged some of their jewels accidentally. As the ambulance came (Eh?), we had to hide some stuff we didn't want them to see. I had to keep my two mobile phones separate, so that they didn't beat each other up again.

3rd September 2007 - Dream 1

Ryan and I were going 'round to different people's houses, checking up on their cats. Each cat had a sheet of paper with its health details on it.

3th September 2007 - Dream 2

I was making a video on a laptop at my Auntie Elsie and Uncle Arthur's house. I couldn't get any female actors, so all of the girls are the heads of my friends and I with cartoon girls' bodies.

5th September 2007

I was learning some weird language. I looked for my dictionary of that language, but instead, all I had was a list of idioms from that language.

6th September 2007

I was playing a game which was like Dynasty Warriors, except that all the characters were in the style of Pac-Man. The main character was called Caeruleus. Then, Stephen was playing a Sonic game, with a light purple character called Spork.

7th September 2007

Philip, Connor, Jack, and I were at Dream Philip's House. Philip had 4 sisters. Philip was playing a GBA version of Final Fantasy VI, in which Terra was replaced by a male character. Then, I realised I had to leave, but wanted to finish my drink. Then, I decided I wanted something to eat. Then, Philip starting playing with a console on his TV - it was a weird 3D version of Final Fantasy VI, in which Terra was really fat. I said to Jack, "She looked different on the PS1." Jack replied, "Wait - she wasn't in the GBA one!"

12th September 2007 - Dream 1

I was watching a non-existent episode of Friends where they found out that Rachel used to be a prostitute.

12th September 2007 - Dream 2

I was using a cross between a laptop and a TV, late at night. The guests on Whose Line Is It Anyway? were "Grove Proop" and "Greg Carey".

16th September 2007 - Dream 1

I had captured Artemis Fowl, but he used some weird power to swap bodies with me and escape. Then, I was writing Doctor Who stories. I called one Pitter-Patter, which is already a real one. Then, I thought of calling the next one "Crush".

16th September 2007 - Dream 2

I was in the lunch hall with Philip and Connor. Jack entered, and Connor looked at him, amazed, saying "But you're dead!" Then, we went to some sort of shrine, containing a model of the TARDIS. Then, we were trying to get up a snowy hill, but the snow was melting. When I mentioned this, my dad said that it was because of the nuclear plant.

16th September 2007 - Dream 3

It looked like I had set off a bomb in Sainsbury's in Chadwell Heath. I got out alive, but everyone thought I had done it and were chasing after me. Someone outside my house was giving out "newspapers", i.e. pages of a rough book with "Boy Plants Bomb In Sainsbury's" scribbled on them. When I got home, I had to explain what had happened to my mum, who had read a newspaper.

16th September 2007 (Stephen)

My enemy was trying to drop a weight on me so that he could experiment on me. He moved the door of his castle to confuse me. The castle was next to the edge of a cliff. I had a false awakening, and told Anthony my dream was like a cartoon.

20th September 2007

I was an actor in a TV show. I was reading a newspaper article saying that one of the other actors had been racially abused. Then, I found a piece of paper in my handwriting, saying that her nickname was etaoin shrdlu.

21st September 2007

We were on holiday, and some of our clothes had gone missing. My dad told us about the time he lost all of the shoes. (¿) Then, I was watching a non-existent episode of Scrubs, where JD tries to get the courage to tell Elliott that his ex-girlfriend has returned.

22nd September 2007

I was watching TV. A girl was being interviewed because she accidentally created an online mode on a PS2 game called "Warhammer" by pressing the START button.

Then, Connor, Philip, Luke, Jones, Tai and I were walking home from school. Philip and Connor were planning to wetten (¿) me, Jones was cheering them on, Luke and I were running, and Tai was just walking, laughing strangely.

23rd September 2007

I was sitting in a library opposite Stephen. Stephen, who kept turning into Lisa Simpson and back, said he didn't need any smart people to help him. Ralph Wiggum popped up from behind a table, said "Smart." and disappeared again.

Then, he went to a computer and starting using some weird version of Paint. The computer on his left was being used by Kelly Ripa. She was making a PowerPoint Presentation, and thought that "proximissimus" was Latin for "thousands of miles away" (it really means "very near" or "the nearest"). I was just about to correct her, but suddenly I was using a computer, and saw that my userpage on Doctor Whom had been vandalised.

24th September 2007 - Dream 1

I went to brush my teeth, but all of the brushes were green, so I couldn't tell which one was mine.

24th September 2007 - Dream 2

I was in an internet café, where I joined a crappy forum. It was green, and, once I had joined, had 5 members. One of them was called "me", and had the same avatar as on Connor's forum. I logged out, and Connor appeared from nowhere. He asked what forum it was. When I told him, he decided to join.

Then, Stephen and I were in a chip shop. It was like the one in Chadwell Heath, but larger. A young boy tried to suffocate a little girl, whom I comforted.

Then, we went to a sports shop, where my dad was standing in front of some plain shirts. I told him I wanted clothes, and he said they didn't sell them. I said they were behind him, and he said they weren't shirts. When I said they were, he said they weren't plain.

26th September 2007

There was something about there being more than one person called Stephen Hawking.

28th September 2007 - Dream 1

Loads of people were in the frontroom. Then, they all disappeared, except for me, Connor, Philip, Taylor, and Jack. We were playing a game like hangman on a whiteboard - Philip spelled "assess" with eight letters, beginning with a C.

Then, the room became "Connor's room", which was actually the room I see in my dreams whenever I'm watching a non-existent episode of Doctor Who. We played a PS2 game called "Final Fantasy VIII".

28th September 2007 - Dream 2

I was in what I thought was my room, but was actually Philip's room, with Matthew's end replaced by bookcases. I found seven really small books, apparently the "Harry Potter books". Then, I found a book with stories about video game characters, such as Mario, Sonic, and Rayman. Somehow, it went from me reading a book to Stephen playing a game - like Super Mario Bros, but you control Donkey Kong.

29th September 2007

Philip, Connor, and I were playing a sort of mixture between Civilization and Bluff My Bluff, in the garden, at night. I was using my Super Bluff deck, plus my old deck. However, Connor took over my land, and took all of those. We went inside, but realised that the Super Bluff cards were still outside, so I went back to get them, while Philip and Connor turned the kitchen light on and off repeatedly.

30th September 2007 - Dream 1

I was in a shop. DVDs of "The Show That Came Before The Weakest Link" were advertised. Then, I was reading a leaflet, which said that soap operas were invented in 1600. Then, Stephen and I were using my nan's laptop, and Google appeared. We were trying to work out how it did that without the internet, but then realised that it was the petition version ( I was at a screening of a film. The audience was me, Holly, Natalya (who was pirating it), Declan, and an unknown girl. I was using a laptop to choose what appeared on the big screen. A really old soap opera was showing. Then, we saw a clip of Declan bashing his head on a desk.

30th September 2007 - Dream 2

I was staying with a non-existent family who had a book on what was going to happen to every member of that family. Then, Stephen was playing Sonic 2 (he was in Mystic Cave Zone), but it turned into a Simpsons song - Bart, Nelson, Martin, Milhouse, Todd, and Richard were running around Bart's theme park, singing about the rides to the tune of Zimmerframe Zoë. My dad kept adding lines from South Park.

1st October 2007

I was watching a non-existent cartoon. First, there was a scene witha load of talking cats; then, it went to a café, where the main character worked:

Co-worker:I'm hungry.

Main character:Why, who ate your lunch?

CW:You!

MC:Well, why don't you get some food from here?

CW:But I can't remember which bits I spat in!

3rd October 2007

Philip, Connor, and I were having a BMB match - halfway through, I realised that a load of my Superbluff cards were unfinished - around half had nothing on the back, and some weren't numbered. I decided to do the back of one, but started colouring it black instead of orange. As everyone laughed, I said, "Well, it's not much worse than my other ones."

Then, I was watching a non-existent episode of Futurama. Leela was trapped in a parallel universe where she was a mermaid, and the Queen of the UK. She enjoyed it for a while, but in the end she missed her own universe.

4th October 2007

I was watching a non-existent episode of Heroes. Peter was about to step off abus. Almost out of view, in the background, Ando was talking to a boy called Shaun with whom I used to study Latin.

Then, I was on Connor's forum, playing a Heroes RP. I copied part of the last post into my post, and thought, "Oh, I might as well play the Ctrl and V game." [note: I'm not just trying to advertise the forum; this was actually in the dream. On that subject, I'm not trying to advertise Heroes either.

Next, I walked over to Connor to tell him that the actor who plays Ando is Korean. I asked, "Did you watch Heroes Unmasked?" He replied, "Yes."

6th October 2007

In the frontroom, my mum, my dad, and I were watching University Challenge. It was completely different from the real one, except that the presenter was Jeremy Paxman. I was using my dad's mobile to look at Wikipedia, and was reading the article on University Challenge, ready to add this weeks scores. The scores appeared in the pink score circles from Never Mind The Buzzcocks - one team had 3, and the other had 97. However, when the scores came up, they stayed up there for ages. When my dad pointed this out, Stephen came in to see. The points disappeared just as the credits started. Then, I realised I wasn't wearing any socks.

8th October 2007 - Dream 1

Stephen and I were in the frontroom, talking about rating dreams out of ten.

8th October 2007 - Dream 2

I was in a much smaller version of Dream RCS, where all the rooms were closer together. I was in an English lesson taught by Mr Radovi´c (in real life, he's a maths teacher, but not mine), and the bell went. Mr Radovi´c and I both went to the next classroom for morning registration (EH?!!)

Suddenly, I was driving a car. I turned wonkily out of Cornshaw Road into Freshwater, and thought, "Am I usually this bad?" Then I realised, "Wait! I'm not supposed to be driving!" I stopped just before hitting Robert Clack Lower, and ran off. Outside the corner shop, I met Ria, who said, "We're gonna have to work out what we're gonna tell everyone tomorrow."

9th October 2007 - Dream 1

Houda and I were walking to school (although, for some reason, we appeared to be heading towards Chadwell Heath Station). We saw a sensor which beeps when an African person walks past.

Then, Connor, Philip, and I were in the F-block. Philip said we should confuse Connor by walking into the wrong classroom. We walked into what is really Connor's RE classroom, where Mr Towler was teaching a History lesson. We learned that, in the 1930s, Americans, when they left cafés, kept the remains of their drink in the straw to have later.

9th October 2007 - Dream 2

I was an actor playing Harry Potter in a movie that was completely different from the real version. We appeared to be at the Yule Ball from the Goblet of Fire, but Ron still had Scabbers, and Hermione was having an argument with a fat girl called Quitillery. I thought, "It's the bit where we're dragged into the Whomping Willow next." [This occurs in the Prisoner of Azkaban, and in the summer too.

10th October 2007

Philip and I were in C31, at a "Maths Club" with Mr Robson and Mr Henry. Philip said to me, "Did you give connor the homework?" I said, "What homework?" He said, "The piece due in today." Then, Mr Henry said, "I know you all just came for the excellent food-"

11th October 2007 - Dream 1

I was on the internet with Connor, looking up something about Doctor Who. The page said that Bad Wolf is episode 9A, and The Parting of the Ways is episode 90A. Then, in a poorly lit version of my frontroom, we had two PCs, and I was trying to make them work together. I went on a forum, where people were discussing an online game in which you create your own Heroes character. A member on it said that, if you play on 1st January 2003, you're in a weird glowing New York where you control Claude.

11th October 2007 - Dream 2

I was listening to the radio in my room - some woman won a prize. She said that she'd never won anything before except rock paper scissors.

12th October 2007

I was watching a non-existent Heroes episode with my mum. Claire was talking to a new friend from school, and found out she knows Peter Petrelli. She kept mentioning things that she and Claire have done before, but Claire couldn't remember ever meeting her.

13th October 2007

I was watching a non-existent Friends episode. The main characters were in Central Perk, making fun of Ross getting Emily's name wrong by calling each other random names.

15th October 2007

I was watching a non-existent Simpsons episode, where there were two Barts: the "old" one had hair like Milhouse's, except it was brown, while the "new" one had hair like Hugo from Treehouse of Horror VII.

16th October 2007

We were getting changed for P.E. outside. Mr Maudsley told us to swap kits. Connor swapped with Philip, and I swapped with Jack. Then, Connor drank his chocolate milkshake.