CONGRADULATIONS! You have learned how to click onto a story. My story. Now that you’ve done all the hard labor to open up this document, you’re probably wondering; what’s this thing about?

Since I’m feeling generous today I think I’ll tell you. Besides if I didn’t the book would end after the first paragraph and that wouldn’t be much of a book now would it?

The text in which you hold in your eyesight is a bunch of my random thoughts and beliefs put together in chapter form just for you! Now by saying just for you I mean just for you and every other numerous upon numerous people that have read or are reading this, so really you’re not very special at all. Ohhhh! I only speak the harsh reality.

Now some of the topics in this piece of writing might be, as one would say, “Controversial.” Being controversial I might perhaps anger you and or insult you. I certainly don’t want this to happen, for both our sakes. In order to prevent this catastrophe, I’ve done something simple. The chapter name will be the topic of which the chapter is about. Isn’t that creative? (I thought of it all by myself.) Then in big bold letters I will say how I stand on the issue. Example:

Chapter 53: Kittens

THEY’RE REALLY FUZZY

If you are insulted or think you’d be insulted by fuzzy kittens, skip the chapter. See, now everyone can be as happy as a clam. (How are clams happy?) If you find yourself at the end of this piece of literature without reading a single chapter and therefore disagreeing with everything I sat, then I suggest that you get some psychiatric help ASAP.

So on that mental note lets begin, shall we?